Do you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer ?
What do you call an athletic nun
How do you know wether a shoe is athletic or not?
Just run with it. It doesn’t matter.
Henry the 8th liked his wives to be athletic, and that was her problem, she wouldn’t walk, she wouldn’t run
She would just Anne Boleyn.
What do you call an athletic baker hobbit?
I may not be, that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart.
If you give Dwayne Johnson an athletic slap in the butt
You’re hitting rock bottom
I was casually interviewed by an athletics coach today.
He asked a lot of softball questions.
I invented a athletic shoe company called Hikes, but everyone leaves my store before trying them on.
I don't get it, I've just been telling them to take a Hike.
Have you heard about Cardi B’s athletic cousin?
Hey kids, did you guys know that Wangsgards (a local grocery store) started out selling athletic cups?
The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships
Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!
I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.'
What do they want a medal?
What do athletes wear during winter?
Potential storage loft for salaried athletes’ prosthetics is in question:
...could be pro-limb-attic!
What's an athlete's favorite food?
I learnt about the symptoms of sever athletes foot
Why don’t athletes like traveling by train?
I am awaiting news from my doctor to see if I have athlete's foot.
Did you know Cardi-B has a sister?
She's an athletic trainer
Her name is Cardi-O
I am a unique hybrid of two exceptional athletes. My mom was all-American sprinter and my dad qualified for the Olympic marathon.
So naturally, I have been genetically gifted with the ability to run relatively slowly over very short distances.
If athletes get athlete’s foot then what do astronauts get?
Who would win in a fight. Athletes or Prisoners?
It's hard to say, they have their pros and their cons.
If an athlete tears their ACL,
They’ll probably kneed surgery.
Why did the athlete eat a lightbulb? (OC)
Because it was an electro-light!
An athlete from Finland tried to outrun the other athletes
He said he wanted to pass the Finnish line
After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.
He’s been undie-feeted ever since.
Why did the Olympic athlete throw his reading assignment away?
His professor asked him to discus it.
Why are athletes so cool?
What kind of athlete makes the best kind of neurologist?
Swimmers, because they have to learn all about strokes.
What did the athlete ask, when he lost a screw?
What do you call a Chinese athlete caught cheating ?
My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think he’s just taking the piss.....
There was some controversy in the sports world this week, when they allowed some athletes to try out for the Olympic gymnastics team more than once
I thought it was just revaulting
What do British spies use to prevent athlete's foot?
If a Russian athlete wins in a Pyeongchang event, does that mean they're Medaling with the Olympics?
Soon just got me without this one: "Hey Dad, want to hear a construction joke?"
Give me a second I'm still working on it.
About a year ago, my girlfriend left me for a Kenyan athlete. We remained friends, but I haven’t heard from her in a while.
I guess Lorraine’s down in Africa.
Finish college and forever a loan.
I told my friend, “You should take care of your athlete’s foot.”
He said, “That’s what makes me a fun guy.”
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Why did the athlete buy discounted protein?
Because it was whey cheaper
What do you call a boring lady with athletes foot?
Did you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer?
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?