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The bartender gives the man a funny look then the man says: "What? I have the right to bear arms".
...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.
Jacked Frost
A dumbbell bee
The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.
The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
Again, the clerk doesn't answer him.
The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"
And the clerk just seems to ignore him.
Finally, the guy storms off in anger.
The customer who was waiting in line behind the guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that guy's question?"
The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"
None...They almost all usually use gas or diesel.
I'm starting a blog as a disabled writer consisting of anecdotal posts about the funny, but unusual circumstances my disability and wheelchair put me in. Any names that come to mind? Particularly fond of blogs titles like Laughing at My Nightmare and Bag Lady Moma. I'm in a wheelchair and have 24/7 care, my disability is Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA)... go as wild as you like
I am doing a project in science class, and I want to include jokes about the muscular and skeletal systems. I will accept any body system jokes! Thanks a lot in advance.
P.S. Sorry for the worst joke in the title and sorry if this is against the rules!
So my boyfriend and I are on vacation and we drove past a putt putt golf course and my boyfriend says to me "does that giraffe look unrealistically muscular to you?"
And I said, "yeah, he must have hit the jungle gym."
Wife: (commenting on the state of her posterior, obviously a delicate topic) "It wouldn't be attractive if I had a 100% muscular butt: it's a good thing I make a little layer of fat to smooth it out and make me look feminine."
Me: "Well, you never do anything half-assed."
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