I can't believe somebody had the nerve to break into my house and steal my limbo stick.

I mean seriously, how low can you go?

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 06
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He's on da nerve
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👤︎ u/samyaksoni
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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Memes are getting on my nerves
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📅︎ Nov 03 2019
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I lost all feeling in my butt nerves. I'm not joking.

I'm dead ass serious.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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Taking a girl home at a Thai night club can be nerve-wracking.

I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

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👤︎ u/rnzz
📅︎ Oct 13 2019
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You know what really gets on my nerves?

Skin.

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👤︎ u/pol_lesa
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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Is it just me or does oddly shaped fruit really get on your nerves?

Eh, maybe I'm just being pear-annoyed.

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📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Why do mathematicians get on their nerves easily?

They deal with numbers.

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📅︎ May 24 2019
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The nerves of this guy!
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👤︎ u/sriawsome
📅︎ Aug 09 2017
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America, I've finally learnt how to stop you getting on my nerves.

So please, don't make America grate again.

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👤︎ u/SurrealDad
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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You know what really gets on my nerves?

Myelin Sheath

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👤︎ u/aw10365
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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My friend with anger issues decided to take up golf to calm his nerves...

He became teed off when he teed off into the trees...

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📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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Someone had the nerve to laugh at my enormous hands

I killed him with my bear hands.

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📅︎ Nov 09 2018
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Which cranial nerve is pictured here ? (See comments)
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📅︎ Jul 27 2017
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Gandhi walked the desert with no shoes, no food, and no tooth brush, my friend had the nerve to say.

I guess he was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-fraught-with-halitosis.

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👤︎ u/SvmaHaus
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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Found this in my phone from a while ago...trying to calm my friend's nerves about getting breast implants. (X post from r/texts) imgur.com/N7nfIlL
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📅︎ Oct 11 2013
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My girlfriend told me that I'm getting on her nerves

I put my hand on her and said "no, now I'm on your nerves"

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👤︎ u/JtiksPies
📅︎ Jun 19 2017
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You know what really gets on my nerves?

myelin

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