You know what really gets on my nerves, when people chop my legs of...

Then I really can't stand it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ibbybibby00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05
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A coworker of mine spilled boiling hot coffee on my leg and had the nerve to ask where it hurts

I said decaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhhokanything
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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They had some nerve posting this in r/TIHI
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πŸ‘€︎ u/South_Bathroom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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I had a nerve conduction test

They send electricity through your nerves to see the response time. I was shocked to find out I have carpel tunnel syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadSavage42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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A cheesy pun that’ll grate on your nerves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicOli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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I failed my medical school entrance exam last week, thanks to nerves.

The correct answer was blood vessels.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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A man in a drug trial died from a complication which dissolved his pneumogastric nerve, the coroner listed the cause of death as...

"in vivo lost vagus"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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He's on da nerve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samyaksoni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I recently failed my Medical College entrance exam because of nerves.

The correct answer was blood vessels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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I can't believe somebody had the nerve to break into my house and steal my limbo stick.

I mean seriously, how low can you go?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Memes are getting on my nerves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/janderlotyt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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I lost all feeling in my butt nerves. I'm not joking.

I'm dead ass serious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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The nerves of this guy!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sriawsome
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Is it just me or does oddly shaped fruit really get on your nerves?

Eh, maybe I'm just being pear-annoyed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/just-a-spaz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Taking a girl home at a Thai night club can be nerve-wracking.

I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rnzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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You know what really gets on my nerves?

Skin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pol_lesa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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Which cranial nerve is pictured here ? (See comments)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big-Red-Dog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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Why do mathematicians get on their nerves easily?

They deal with numbers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Battlealvin2009
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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You know what really gets on my nerves?

myelin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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Someone had the nerve to laugh at my enormous hands

I killed him with my bear hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosenordic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2018
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You know what really gets on my nerves?

Myelin Sheath

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aw10365
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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My friend with anger issues decided to take up golf to calm his nerves...

He became teed off when he teed off into the trees...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Found this in my phone from a while ago...trying to calm my friend's nerves about getting breast implants. (X post from r/texts) imgur.com/N7nfIlL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackson5guy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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Gandhi walked the desert with no shoes, no food, and no tooth brush, my friend had the nerve to say.

I guess he was a super-calloused-fragile-mystic-fraught-with-halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvmaHaus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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My girlfriend told me that I'm getting on her nerves

I put my hand on her and said "no, now I'm on your nerves"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JtiksPies
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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