Weapon of brass destruction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robert_brownie-jr
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[OC] Guess The Pun #45 - They've got some real Brass. v.redd.it/fa14imzdybh41
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What do you call an influencer who makes videos about brass instruments?

A Youtuba

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titelbech
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Why are the women in the Trump family called the brass section?

Because they’re Trump-ettes

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What do you call a woodwind instrument made of brass that only speaks English?

An anglosaxophone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lZombieChaserl
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Brass and Bronze are extremely friendly...

Cuz they're alloys.... geddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evamPUNdit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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What is made out of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyNuggets
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clarknova77
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I beat somebody up with a pair of brass knuckles made of pennies

I sure knocked some cents into them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckyC4t
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A man has an etched brass plate bolted to his molars, goes to the dentist.

The nurse asks β€œGood lord, what is that?” Dentist replies, β€œDidn’t you go to school? That’s clearly plaque.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazy-helljumper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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How do you fix a brass instrument?

With a tuba glue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandAmIt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What’s made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cariad_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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What do you call it when a brass player has heart problems?

Coronary trombosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xyl0ph0ne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2017
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Heard there is going to be a brass music section at the next political event...

Trump-Pence are on the ticket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matthew212
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Did you know William Shakespeare was a low brass musician?

You can tell if you listen closely to the dialogue in his plays.

"Tuba, or not tuba..."

Told by my late band director. RIP Larry!

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On vacation, my parents saw a "modern art installment" made of multiple brass instruments welded together ...

My dad told us the exhibition was entitled, "I'm so horny."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicAutumn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
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I recently found out that in most schools nowadays ...

Brass instruments are band.

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Saxophone might be considered as the sexiest musical instrument

but there is nothing sounds more horny than brass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r96340
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If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets.

I'd hate to toot my own horn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
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a pun for you :)

What does a grape do with his grandchildren? He be RAISIN them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeeters_cheeters
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Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?

The sue-saphone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doug_The_Plug
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What is the nickname of the military officers who are in charge of the military's marching band?

The top brass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Who would win a fight between a flute and a trombone

The flute woodwind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rimjobsarentbad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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What do you call a scientist that smiths weapons in his free time?

Steel and Brass Tyson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mugstachee
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.

My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.

Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."

Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"

Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfofurn
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What did the angry father say when his sons butt became a tuba

Your ass is brass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshuaJamesworld
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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This one time at band camp...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gapporin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2014
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Did you hear about the curious case of the Mafia don who required his family members and advisors to ring a bell before entering his office?

He was found dead with a brass handle in his hand.

They’re calling it the Mystery of the Knock-Less Mobster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SapperInTexas
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Last night I spilled a bunch of small thumbtacks, then danced to the beat of them hitting the floor

That's right; I got down to brass tacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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Watching TV when...

My dad and I were watching a show where this guy gave this beautiful wooden and brass organ to a church. My dad said "that guy is an organ donor."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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What is made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF69
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