I refuse to make jokes about tuba players

It's such a low blow.

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Most people know 'SCUBA' is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus, but did you know 'TUBA' is also an acronym?

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

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Did you know SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? Did you know “tuba” is also an acronym?

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Edit: good lord, I didn’t know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.

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Nothing says "oH lOoK aT mE" like someone playing a tuba.

Fucking attention horns.

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How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue

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If you are ever working on being more decisive and find yourself wanting to get a tuba, a trombone, and a round-bottomed dish - but you can only afford two of them and the dish will fit under your shirt - just remember:

Take the bowl, buy the horns .

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Tuba
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What do you call 6 tubas?

A seisaphone

And anyone who says a sixba can rot in hell

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How would you cut a tuba in half?

With a band saw!

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[Request] Tubas and Classic Rock

Every year for the past few years, I’ve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last year’s music was titled “TubaChristmas in July,” which had “Hallelujah” by Pentatonix, “Carol of the Bells,” “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and “Have Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.” This year I’m about 90% sure we’re doing rock/classic rock. So far I have “Bohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, “Paint It, Black” by The Rolling Stones, “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi, “Don’t Stop Believin’” by Journey, and some fifth song I haven’t chosen yet (BTW I’m open to song ideas).

I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesn’t include song names, but you know it’s Christmas music on tubas.

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My friend lost his tuba

that’s tubad

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Did you hear about the tuba player and the bassist who broke up?

Their relationship really ended on a low-note.

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What did the angry father say when his sons butt became a tuba

Your ass is brass!

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A tuba player walked into a bar...

The dent was $300 to repair.

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All you need to fix that broken tuba is a little...

..tub-a glue.

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SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...

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How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue

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How do you fix a tuba?

With a tuba-glue!

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