Did you know SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus? Did you know β€œtuba” is also an acronym?

Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

Edit: good lord, I didn’t know someone else posted this previously. I thought it was funny as heck and my kids rolled their eyes when I told it SO THERE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolhandhutch
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How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue

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If you are ever working on being more decisive and find yourself wanting to get a tuba, a trombone, and a round-bottomed dish - but you can only afford two of them and the dish will fit under your shirt - just remember:

Take the bowl, buy the horns .

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What do you call 6 tubas?

A seisaphone

And anyone who says a sixba can rot in hell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommanderKooKoo6
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Tuba
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gabetheawesome1
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How would you cut a tuba in half?

With a band saw!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewitharhyme
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My friend lost his tuba

that’s tubad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweettapioca
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[Request] Tubas and Classic Rock

Every year for the past few years, I’ve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last year’s music was titled β€œTubaChristmas in July,” which had β€œHallelujah” by Pentatonix, β€œCarol of the Bells,” β€œYou’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and β€œHave Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.” This year I’m about 90% sure we’re doing rock/classic rock. So far I have β€œBohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, β€œPaint It, Black” by The Rolling Stones, β€œLivin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi, β€œDon’t Stop Believin’” by Journey, and some fifth song I haven’t chosen yet (BTW I’m open to song ideas).

I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesn’t include song names, but you know it’s Christmas music on tubas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Leo_1110
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Did you hear about the tuba player and the bassist who broke up?

Their relationship really ended on a low-note.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/welcome-exile
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What did the angry father say when his sons butt became a tuba

Your ass is brass!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshuaJamesworld
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A tuba player walked into a bar...

The dent was $300 to repair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingBassTrombone
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All you need to fix that broken tuba is a little...

..tub-a glue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspenTD
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How do you fix a tuba?

With a tuba-glue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nzieser27
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I’d never let my children watch the orchestra.

There is too much sax and violins in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicJ20
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What is better than one baa?

Tubas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
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Very puny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriForceofGeek
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You calling me a lyre
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doggie209
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Grammar may be old but she sure can play
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyWordsmith
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Guess he’ll Bβ™­out of luck come band class
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Found on Davie504’s subreddit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayychriz
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My Dad is really excited that I play the same musical instrument he does. I'm not sure if it's worth it,

since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jjustingraham
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How can you fix a sousaphone

With a tuba glue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_very_small_dude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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tubad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat69696969
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What does a marching band use to keep their teeth clean?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0ntrol_Group
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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How do you fix a brass instrument?

With a tuba glue!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandAmIt
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Hit me with your puns for a folk festival shirt!

My friend is designing a t-shirt for Folk Fest and needs a witty, all-ages-appropriate pun to go on it, but neither her, nor I or my fiancee can come up with one. The image on the front is of a beardy man playing the tuba, with a bird (Cardinal, I think?) coming out of it that's playing the drums. Out of the bass drum is crawling a cracked-out-looking dude wearing flannel, who's playing the guitar-looking instrument, with arms coming out of that playing the triangle. A great pun for the shirt with the word "Folk" in it would be much appreciated, and I know you guys are good at making puns, so fire away! Reddit, lend me your puns!

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What instrument can you find in the bathroom?

A tuba....

(Wait for it) ... .... ... ... ... ... ..., Toothpaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsArman
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Did you know William Shakespeare was a low brass musician?

You can tell if you listen closely to the dialogue in his plays.

"Tuba, or not tuba..."

Told by my late band director. RIP Larry!

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"Do you play any instruments?" he says to a friend

"Tuba and Trombone" my friend says back and he astonishingly responds "AT THE SAME TIME?!"

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SCUBA is an acronym for Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. What you may not know is that Tuba is also an acronym...

For Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light_bulbnz
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How do you fix a broken tuba?

With a tuba glue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

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