I teared up, after all these years she still doesn't know my name is David.
You Handel it carefully.
Oh, right. Satires.
The flute woodwind.
...would I be flauting authority?
She was convicted of Timbre-ing with evidence
In his stu-stu-studio
Blessed be the flute
She wondered what the bass salary is.
Guy 1: What are you dressed as?
Guy 2: I'm a harp
Guy 1: That looks too small for a harp
Guy 2: You calling me a lyre?
I was playing a woodwind instrument in a concert hall. In my underpants.
I was the flute of the room.
A tromBONE! ☠
The store keeper said that they ran out of stock of piccolos but he could rent out a flute, the lieutenant agreed promptly.
After the performance the lieutenant came back to the store to return the flute. The store keeper asked if he was the flute tenant
No I am the lieutenant
Man: Doctor, I swallowed my flute Doctor: Good thing you are not a pianist
Bard: I take out my lute and start playing
Druid: I take out my flute and join in
Dm: rolls. Everybody loves it. (Paraphrased. Took much longer)
Me: Hey. Where did you keep the flute? Would you say maybe in the brim of your shoe? Like how some keep a knife in their boot? Please, just go with it
So the lute and the flute from the boot was a hoot
Most of them are limericks...
There once was a man from Beirut, Who had 39 warts on his root. Acid cured these But now when he pees He fingers his root like a flute...
Also these come to mind...
What kind of bees give milk? Boobies
Whats the best advice for a happy marriage? A short memory.