A very rare and expensive violin pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnodwinkwink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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Violins is never the answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samyaksoni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Violins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/max_all_mighty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I had a job repairing 17th century violins...

I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
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What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

One has strings and the other has strangs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grizwld
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What do you call a cow that plays the violin?

Moozart .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassiveGeezer69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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domestic violins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stephenazas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Resort to violins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegable
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I loved to play music on my violin

That was before it baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s-ymon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What a violin-t mother.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatosgalore
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What did the man do when he dropped his violin?

He quartet...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retrarted
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Too much violins in video games
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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Silent Violin for Sale

No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiaki
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What do you call a communist violin?

The second Fidel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandorianDroniad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Aggressive Violin

What do the aggressive violinist called himself?

I am violent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasmeh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.

My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.

Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."

Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"

Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfofurn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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What do you call the worlds smallest violin?

Hard to play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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So my girlfriend is learning violin....

Her "I've started learning sheet music"

Me "Why learn sheet music? Why not good music?"

She proceeded to leave the room groaning

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gillix98
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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I used an old Stradivarius violin to try and play a piece by Handel.

But I baroque it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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Are these fiddles or violins?

They're fiddles. Violins is never the answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickvolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2016
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I was practicing "Sabre Dance" on the violin

My dad walks in and asks "If you khachaturian...

...what do you do with it?"

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