A very rare and expensive violin pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnodwinkwink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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My son dropped and broke his violin

My son dropped and broke his violin

But I fixed it with some cellotape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingfisher202103
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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What happened when Johann Sebastian Bach dropped his violin?

It Baroque.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fantactic1
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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You can tune a violin, but you cannot

Tuna Fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albus_Veritas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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I slapped my violin out of anger.

I got arrested for domestic violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddodd69
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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What is the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

A violin has strings

A fiddle has strangs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_eat_unwiped_ass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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The ad said β€œFree Violin”...

But there were strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.

That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_CockLord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Violins is never the answer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/samyaksoni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Violins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/max_all_mighty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Someone once asked if I ever played the violin

I told him that I had fiddled with it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darhkling
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Resort to violins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegable
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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The police came to arrest me after I tried to play my cat like a violin

They are charging me with Kitty Fiddling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaosBadger777
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...

It was A minor error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I had a job repairing 17th century violins...

I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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domestic violins
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stephenazas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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What do you call a cow that plays the violin?

Moozart .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MassiveGeezer69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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What a violin-t mother.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatosgalore
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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What did the man do when he dropped his violin?

He quartet...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retrarted
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.

My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.

Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."

Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"

Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfofurn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2016
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I loved to play music on my violin

That was before it baroque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s-ymon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Too much violins in video games
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Islarf
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What do you call a communist violin?

The second Fidel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PandorianDroniad
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Silent Violin for Sale

No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiaki
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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So my girlfriend is learning violin....

Her "I've started learning sheet music"

Me "Why learn sheet music? Why not good music?"

She proceeded to leave the room groaning

Edit: spelling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gillix98
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2016
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Aggressive Violin

What do the aggressive violinist called himself?

I am violent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasmeh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I used an old Stradivarius violin to try and play a piece by Handel.

But I baroque it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2017
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What do you call the worlds smallest violin?

Hard to play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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Are these fiddles or violins?

They're fiddles. Violins is never the answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickvolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2016
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I was practicing "Sabre Dance" on the violin

My dad walks in and asks "If you khachaturian...

...what do you do with it?"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2016
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The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.

That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_CockLord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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You can tune a violin

But you can’t tuna fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PieknyKaczor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

One has strings and the other has strangs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grizwld
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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