I told him that I had fiddled with it
It was A minor error.
They are charging me with Kitty Fiddling
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
One has strings and the other has strangs.
That was before it baroque
My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.
Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."
Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"
Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."
The second Fidel.
What do the aggressive violinist called himself?
I am violent.
Her "I've started learning sheet music"
Me "Why learn sheet music? Why not good music?"
She proceeded to leave the room groaning
But I baroque it.
They're fiddles. Violins is never the answer.