My son dropped and broke his violin
But I fixed it with some cellotape.
It Baroque.
Tuna Fish.
I got arrested for domestic violins
A violin has strings
A fiddle has strangs
But there were strings attached.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
I told him that I had fiddled with it
They are charging me with Kitty Fiddling
It was A minor error.
I only fixed instruments that were BAROQUE.
Moozart .
He quartet...
My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.
Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."
Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"
Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."
That was before it baroque
The second Fidel.
Her "I've started learning sheet music"
Me "Why learn sheet music? Why not good music?"
She proceeded to leave the room groaning
Edit: spelling
What do the aggressive violinist called himself?
I am violent.
But I baroque it.
Hard to play.
They're fiddles. Violins is never the answer.
My dad walks in and asks "If you khachaturian...
...what do you do with it?"
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
