I have played piano for years. I used to play by ear

It sounds much better now that I use my hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImprudentGoose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoSHEEE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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What sound is made when a piano is dropped on a person?

B-Flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freadom6
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Why would T. Rex have a hard time playing the piano?

They're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What’s the difference between a piano glue and a fish

You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarymarshmellows
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadrantbiz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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You play piano so bad...

... that even fourth leg wouldn't help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricerly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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How did the piano get into it's house?

With it's keys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chill-turtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DantheMan350V2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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I've removed all the black keys from my piano

Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gell0us
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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What sound did the piano make when it was thrown off the barracks roof?

A flat major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadynastys182
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.

But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's Last Movement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fastballcount
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?

Rag time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drfantabulo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.

It's in A flat minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPeteO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why do piano players wear glasses?

Cause they can't c#.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inditorias
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years

I'm a huge pianist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Dad: what's the difference between a piano, tuna and glue?

Son: dunno.

Dad: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

Son: huh? So what about the glue?

Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_fiddle-sticks_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?

They’re extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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My uncle was crushed by a piano....

His funeral was very low key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What sound does a piano make falling down a mineshaft?

A flat miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?

CRAB on your ORGAN. xD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheXXV_YT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why was the piano laughing?

Because I was tickling his ivories

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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They say the best way to learn piano is to play by ear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iocaine_powder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I was teaching my son to play the piano. He played the Am chord for me.

It was ACE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nine-Nation-Navy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Recently broke my thumb, I asked the nurse if I’d be able to play the piano?

She said I would

I said that’s good I couldn’t play it before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiddlyDoddo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

You get a flat minor

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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I used to play the piano by ear...

But now I just use my hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moonpies4everyone
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?

They're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enggeek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.

But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna

***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NingenUser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What’s brown and sits on a piano?

Beethoven’s last movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumophone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a stick of glue?

You can’t tuna fish!

β€œWhat about the glue?”

I knew you’d get stuck on that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbirdyy55
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What note do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What’s worse than a lobster on your piano?

A crab on your organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charons-voyage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cinnafury03
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What’s the difference between a Tuna fish, a piano and a jar of Glue

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tv_JeT_Tv
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and an owl?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treboRtoN
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theflashsawyer23
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What do you get when a piano falls down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiny_spring
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What's the difference between a piano, fish and glue

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What's the difference between a fish, a piano and a tub of glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish. as for the tub of glue, i knew you would get stuck on that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastStrudelz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a GLUESTICK?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biltong17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano and a glue stick?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddycrispy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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What’s the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.

You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna

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