How did the piano get into it's house?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What sound did the piano make when it was thrown off the barracks roof?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What's better than roses on your piano?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
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︎ Nov 09 2020
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why do piano players wear glasses?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Dad: what's the difference between a piano, tuna and glue?
Son: dunno.
Dad: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
Son: huh? So what about the glue?
Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that.
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Whatβs the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?
You can tuna piano but you canβt piano a tuna
***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke
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︎ Oct 08 2020
What note do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What sound does a piano make falling down a mineshaft?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
My uncle was crushed by a piano....
His funeral was very low key
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︎ May 23 2020
Whatβs the difference between a fish, a piano, and a stick of glue?
You canβt tuna fish!
βWhat about the glue?β
I knew youβd get stuck on that!
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︎ May 31 2020
Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
What do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
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︎ Jan 07 2020
They say the best way to learn piano is to play by ear.
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Why was the piano laughing?
Because I was tickling his ivories
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︎ Mar 22 2020
I was teaching my son to play the piano. He played the Am chord for me.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
What did Bach say when he snapped a piano string?
"Ugh, I baroque a string whilst trilling to fix my piano. Well, I guess i legato get a new one"
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︎ Jan 22 2020
A piano player got arrested at a wedding...
He was trying to root the relatives
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Recently broke my thumb, I asked the nurse if Iβd be able to play the piano?
She said I would
I said thatβs good I couldnβt play it before.
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︎ Jul 09 2019
I was at piano duel, and then all of a sudden the cops broke down the door and arrested the pianist.
He was arrested for fingering the wrong minor
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︎ Feb 08 2020
My actual dad reading the newspaper out loud "learn to play piano by ear!"
Then he mutters under his breath "I'd rather use my fingers"
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︎ Feb 26 2020
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Whatβs brown and sits on a piano?
Beethovenβs last movement.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Whatβs worse than a lobster on your piano?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Whatβs the difference between a Tuna fish, a piano and a jar of Glue
You can tuna piano but you canβt piano a tuna!
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Whatβs the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue?
You can tune a piano, but you canβt piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew youβd get stuck on that.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What do you get when a piano falls down a mineshaft?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
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︎ May 18 2020
What chord does a piano make when it falls down a mine shaft?
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︎ May 04 2020
Whatβs the difference between a piano, a tuna and a GLUESTICK?
You can tuna piano but you canβt piano a tuna!
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︎ Apr 02 2020
What's the difference between a fish, a piano and a tub of glue?
You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish. as for the tub of glue, i knew you would get stuck on that one
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and an owl?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
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︎ May 20 2019
What's better than having roses on your piano?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
What chord do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
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︎ Mar 28 2020
What's the difference between a piano, fish and glue
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Whatβs the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.
You can tun a piano but you canβt tun a tuna
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︎ Sep 09 2019
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
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︎ Dec 19 2019
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