How did the piano get into it's house?

With it's keys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chill-turtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?

They're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What sound did the piano make when it was thrown off the barracks roof?

A flat major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shu-di
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DantheMan350V2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadynastys182
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enggeek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I've removed all the black keys from my piano

Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gell0us
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.

But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's Last Movement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fastballcount
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?

Rag time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drfantabulo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years

I'm a huge pianist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.

It's in A flat minor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPeteO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why do piano players wear glasses?

Cause they can't c#.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inditorias
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Dad: what's the difference between a piano, tuna and glue?

Son: dunno.

Dad: you can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

Son: huh? So what about the glue?

Dad: I knew you would get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_fiddle-sticks_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What’s the difference between a piano, tuna, and a glue stick?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna

***Credit to my physics teacher for this joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NingenUser
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What note do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft.

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What sound does a piano make falling down a mineshaft?

A flat miner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?

CRAB on your ORGAN. xD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheXXV_YT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My uncle was crushed by a piano....

His funeral was very low key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a stick of glue?

You can’t tuna fish!

β€œWhat about the glue?”

I knew you’d get stuck on that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbirdyy55
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?

They’re extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HolyMackerel14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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They say the best way to learn piano is to play by ear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iocaine_powder
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why was the piano laughing?

Because I was tickling his ivories

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I was teaching my son to play the piano. He played the Am chord for me.

It was ACE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nine-Nation-Navy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What did Bach say when he snapped a piano string?

"Ugh, I baroque a string whilst trilling to fix my piano. Well, I guess i legato get a new one"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johna328
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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A piano player got arrested at a wedding...

He was trying to root the relatives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_am_albatross
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Recently broke my thumb, I asked the nurse if I’d be able to play the piano?

She said I would

I said that’s good I couldn’t play it before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiddlyDoddo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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My actual dad reading the newspaper out loud "learn to play piano by ear!"

Then he mutters under his breath "I'd rather use my fingers"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattc_guitar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.

But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What’s brown and sits on a piano?

Beethoven’s last movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumophone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What’s worse than a lobster on your piano?

A crab on your organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charons-voyage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What’s the difference between a Tuna fish, a piano and a jar of Glue

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geb69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What’s the difference between a tuna, a piano, and glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t piano a tuna. What about the glue? I knew you’d get stuck on that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tv_JeT_Tv
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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What do you get when a piano falls down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiny_spring
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theflashsawyer23
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What chord does a piano make when it falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a GLUESTICK?

You can tuna piano but you can’t piano a tuna!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biltong17
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What's the difference between a fish, a piano and a tub of glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tunafish. as for the tub of glue, i knew you would get stuck on that one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastStrudelz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and an owl?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/treboRtoN
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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What's better than having roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike561991
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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What chord do you hear when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Victoroftheapes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What's the difference between a piano, fish and glue

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What’s the difference between a tuna, piano, and a bucket of glue.

You can tun a piano but you can’t tun a tuna

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blurose262
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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