If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets.

I'd hate to toot my own horn.

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📅︎ Sep 02 2018
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Driving around with the family.

This happened earlier today.

We were driving to the beach in a five seater car when my sister complained, "I hate being in the middle seat!", to which my dad replied, "Why? would you prefer a different octave?"

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