Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?

Because he had no sole

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Jazz Solo
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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I saw a Jazz band last night, but they really sucked...

They really saxophoned it in.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Why is North Korea bad at jazz

Because they lack Seoul

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Why aren't jazz musicians missing their girlfriends during quarantine?

They're already used to the sex on phone

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I listened to a jazz ensemble when I was at the ocean shore for vacation...

Nothing beats sax on the beach!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Why did the jazz musician refuse to be quarantined?

Cause he was an outdoor cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Hear about the jazz player that made a deal with the devil?

The price was his soul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nerevar427
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I like jazz but my cannibal friend likes pop music

He thinks I have a weird taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elad-Volpert
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Jazz music is evil.

It promotes sax and violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoviQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Breaking news: Two minibuses carrying jazz musicians have collided on the country’s busiest road

Police say to expect long jams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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My mother told me that the only musicians more promiscuous than rock and roll artists were jazz musicians.

Because they were always having sax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What do you call a Black/Asian Jazz trio?

Funk Shui

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Jazz apples being, well, jazzy 😎 v.redd.it/x3jgrlg1bt031
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πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I recently discovered whimsical jazz.

My favorite musicians so far are Derpy Hancock, Charles Dingus, and Smiles Davis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamefreq0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Haven't been a fan of Jazz...

since post Malone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRR2012
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Listening to smooth jazz always helps me fall asleep.

It a sure way to get my mellow tones in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tab7240
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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I’m giving my whole jazz collection to my daughter

A girl’s gotta have standards.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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They charged way to much for the vocal jazz concert

It was a total riff off

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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I saw there were organic Jazz apples for sale at the produce center

So I thought I should Take 5!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/musichorn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Why north korean don't like jazz music ?

Because they don't have Seoul !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terracotta32
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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LPT: If you are suffering from insomnia, listen to some smooth jazz right before bedtime.

It has a lot of mellow tonin’.

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Why don't jazz musicians use guns?

Because they jam

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonnieShotFrank
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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Did you hear about the pachyderm who loved playing sultry jazz?

Went by the name of β€œElephants Gerald”...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Why do shoes love the blues and jazz music so much?

Because they both have a lot of soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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While drumming for a jazz band, I planned to start sneaking in more and more triplets into my drumming.

Eventually, my plan went on in full swing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HardPieceofRock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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My friend went to a jazz gig last night.

Told me all about his friend's girlfriend who was playing saxophone.

^You ^know ^what's ^coming.

I asked if she was a saxy lady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StrawberryBlind
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
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Coaltraine [x-post /r/jazz]
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2014
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Someone pushed this jazz player over and broke his instrument

He filed for saxual assault

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartyrXLR
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2014
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Jazz dadjoke

So while preparing for a dinner party Miles Davis "My Funny Valentine" comes on the player. I have been slowly trying to thin out some of the unecessay tunes on our device. I don't really care much for jazz, but the wife likes it.

Me: So I assume you like this song?

Wife: Yeah

Me: I feel like I am at friend who enjoys torturous jazz's house.

Wife: It's not like it's free jazz.

Me: Free or not, it's taxing my ears!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruderthanyourmom
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2014
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