They got no soul.
Because he had no sole
They really saxophoned it in.
Because they lack Seoul
They're already used to the sex on phone
Nothing beats sax on the beach!
Cause he was an outdoor cat.
The price was his soul
He thinks I have a weird taste.
Police say to expect long jams
Because they were always having sax.
My favorite musicians so far are Derpy Hancock, Charles Dingus, and Smiles Davis.
It a sure way to get my mellow tones in.
A girl’s gotta have standards.
It was a total riff off
So I thought I should Take 5!
Because they don't have Seoul !
It has a lot of mellow tonin’.
Because they jam
Went by the name of “Elephants Gerald”...
Because they both have a lot of soul.
Eventually, my plan went on in full swing.
Told me all about his friend's girlfriend who was playing saxophone.
^You ^know ^what's ^coming.
I asked if she was a saxy lady.
He filed for saxual assault
So while preparing for a dinner party Miles Davis "My Funny Valentine" comes on the player. I have been slowly trying to thin out some of the unecessay tunes on our device. I don't really care much for jazz, but the wife likes it.
Me: So I assume you like this song?
Me: I feel like I am at friend who enjoys torturous jazz's house.
Wife: It's not like it's free jazz.
Me: Free or not, it's taxing my ears!