Backup singers re-choired
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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?

Scathmandu

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ForestValkyrie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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Jazz icon Dave Brubeck's deli order?

Blue Rondo Γ  la Turkey on Rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What do the cats of opera singers cry for?

Oh, for tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerPidder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Which singer isn't happy?

Sad Sheeran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seppesss
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rainbowape
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Who is the most selfless singer there is?

Cher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saosin713
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I've been listening to acid jazz recently

I don't know why it's called acid jazz but it smells great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fendalin
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Did you hear about the Canadian folk singer who had a run in with the Mafia?

They threw him into a river wearing concrete shoes, now they call him Gordon Heavyfoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashconverters
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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A jazz guitarist couldn’t play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.

His equipment required a seventh cord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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What do you call a suitcase full of stolen jazz instruments?

A felonious trunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrayhearing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?

He was AdamAnt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anarchyinyourhead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?

It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Did you hear about the opera singer who faked every performance?

Placebo Domingo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdean42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....

Well I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?

They got no soul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PNWKiwi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?

Because he had no sole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRage469
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What singer would be the biggest advocator for romantic abstinence?

Lil Naw Sex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Why did the singer go by the name Afroman and not Afrowoman?

Because he’s a guy, because he’s a guy, because he’s a guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I'm not a bad singer!

I'm just using Out-of-Tune

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Why was singer waiting at the front door?

He didn't have the right key and didn't know when to come in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What is the fastest growing city in the world?

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeaPanties
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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My girlfriend was sad, so I asked her who my favorite singer is and then placed my head on her chest

I told her Michael Boob-lay

She wasn’t as sad anymore (or much sadder since she realized how dumb the person she’s dating is). Happy new year everybody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drumdude92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScubaPride
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What the fuck has happened to this sub!?

http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FwootHotCaacon
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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what is a singers favourite laptop brand?

a dell

(hope you guys get it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoundSandMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Why did the opera singer get arrested??

She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebitlifelover
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Regclusive
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nikolai_G
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7keletor
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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My wife said, β€œI don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”

I said, β€œThat makes two of us.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.

Me: Can we change the subject?

My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/589ca35e1590b
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.

He's currently assembling his cabinet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Santa’s helpers favorite singer.

Elve-is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVegano
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.

That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwolve378
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band β€œThe Police” went undercover to catch a criminal?

It was a Sting operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dig-ol-bick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts

Wouldn't Wanna Beya's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd1zzle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theskyguyuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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