Backup singers re-choired
What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?
Singers might open doors with their talents, but thieves can do it off key.
Jazz icon Dave Brubeck's deli order?
Blue Rondo à la Turkey on Rye.
What do the cats of opera singers cry for?
Which singer isn't happy?
How do you make a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in a microwave until it's Bill Withers.
Who is the most selfless singer there is?
I've been listening to acid jazz recently
I don't know why it's called acid jazz but it smells great.
Did you hear about the Canadian folk singer who had a run in with the Mafia?
They threw him into a river wearing concrete shoes, now they call him Gordon Heavyfoot.
A jazz guitarist couldn’t play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.
His equipment required a seventh cord.
What do you call a suitcase full of stolen jazz instruments?
Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?
Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?
It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."
Did you hear about the opera singer who faked every performance?
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?
What singer would be the biggest advocator for romantic abstinence?
Why did the singer go by the name Afroman and not Afrowoman?
Because he’s a guy, because he’s a guy, because he’s a guy.
I'm not a bad singer!
I'm just using Out-of-Tune
Why was singer waiting at the front door?
He didn't have the right key and didn't know when to come in
What is the fastest growing city in the world?
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
My girlfriend was sad, so I asked her who my favorite singer is and then placed my head on her chest
I told her Michael Boob-lay
She wasn’t as sad anymore (or much sadder since she realized how dumb the person she’s dating is). Happy new year everybody
Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
What the fuck has happened to this sub!?
http://m.imgur.com/ImM3RWz
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.
what is a singers favourite laptop brand?
a dell
(hope you guys get it)
Why did the opera singer get arrested??
She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)
To the person who stole my MS Office License.
I will find you. You have my Word.
I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!
He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house.
Me: Can we change the subject?
My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
The CEO of IKEA has been elected Prime Minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
Santa’s helpers favorite singer.
I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band “The Police” went undercover to catch a criminal?
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.
I hear they're gonna give him a really tough sentence.
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