Music puns sometimes hit the high notes
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Music pun
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Plant/Music Puns

I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:

You can grow your own way

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Don't grow so close to me

Any help?

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My Music Pun of the Week. I have to change it Every. Single. Week. I'm running out of ideas.
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Music puns are an acquired taste
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Give me music puns!

I bought some guitar picks for my partner's belated bday and I want to have some musical puns engraved on them. I don't know enough about music to do a good job. I need puns that play on musical theory or musical notes, method, whatever... Anything that's more clever than "I pick you", which I think is cute but also underwhelming. These are guitar picks though, so short and simple are best. NSFW acceptable. PLE ASE HALP!!!

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Music puns for your enjoyment!
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I thought of a music pun...

but I'll refrain.

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I watched a movie about music puns last week...

It ended in a clefhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lefty21
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Music Puns.
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Woman does 50 classical music puns in 120 seconds facebook.com/filmelodic/v…
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What's with all the music puns?

I'll try to orchestrate a change.

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Music pun

Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!

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All Music (theory) puns PLEASE

We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)

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I was wondering why music was coming from my printer...

apparently the paper was jamming.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Neptunes!

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What music terrifies balloons?

Pop music.

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My friend tried to steal a copy of "Free Fallin'" from a music store...

He was arrested for Petty theft.

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Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?

Key Of C.

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What music do fish listen to

Something catchy

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How do plants play music?

They use a xylem-phone

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How do bees listen to music?

A bee cd.

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What type of music do surfers like?

New wave

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I believe that orchestral music is inappropriate for kids.

There’s too much sax and violins.

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For the music lovers out there
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So I have this chicken that listens to nothing but classical music...

All she wants is β€œBach Bach Bach”.

That is all.

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These two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other β€œwhat type of music do you like?”

The other one says β€œI’m a huge metal fan”

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What genre of Music do Windmills listen to?

I've heard that they were Huge Metal Fans

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What makes music heavy metal?

A lead singer.

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What's a windmills favourite music?

Idk but I did hear they are a big metal fan.

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My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?

You Dont Know How It Peels

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What type of music do cool rabbits listen to?

Hip Hop

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My son has recently taken up an interest in music. We're constantly going back and forth trying to stump the other with trivia. He thought he had me when he chorused, "Hey, dad, what genre are national anthems?!" I laughed, "That's easy!"

"Country!"

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What kind of music does Mufasa’s brother like?

Ska.

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Help me out: need some rockstar/music themed food puns for my 3 year old’s birthday party!

Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:

Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice

I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know πŸ˜‚ Help me out if you can think of any more!

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What is the best type of music to listen to on Christmas eve?

Wrap music.

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I have trouble reading music

Whenever I see a sharp, I wish it could just be flat

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So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other β€˜what kind of music do you like?’

The second replies β€˜I’m a big metal fan’

Courtesy of my 10 year old!

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Why are dogs better at playing classical music than cats?

Because, dogs can Bach

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What kind of music do chiropractors like?

Hip-pop

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What's the mummy's favorite music?

Wrap music

Source- my daughter

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What type of music are balloons scared of?

Pop

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I went to a karaoke bar that didn't have any 70s music.

At first I was afraid. I was petrified.

But then I saw they had Michael Jackson. It was a thriller.

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How do you punish music?

You make it a tone

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What kind of music do fish like to listen to?

Something catchy.

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Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says β€œwhat’s your favorite kind of music?”

He replied β€œI’m a big metal fan!”

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