Plant/Music Puns

I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:

You can grow your own way

-or-

Don't grow so close to me

Any help?

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Music pun
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Give me music puns!

I bought some guitar picks for my partner's belated bday and I want to have some musical puns engraved on them. I don't know enough about music to do a good job. I need puns that play on musical theory or musical notes, method, whatever... Anything that's more clever than "I pick you", which I think is cute but also underwhelming. These are guitar picks though, so short and simple are best. NSFW acceptable. PLE ASE HALP!!!

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My Music Pun of the Week. I have to change it Every. Single. Week. I'm running out of ideas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/melissaanne7
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Music pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbhiramAT
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Music puns are an acquired taste
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bored_Blod
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Music puns for your enjoyment!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-firebird
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I thought of a music pun...

but I'll refrain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/copiouscuddles
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Music Puns.
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Woman does 50 classical music puns in 120 seconds facebook.com/filmelodic/v…
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What's with all the music puns?

I'll try to orchestrate a change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thereisonlyoneme
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I watched a movie about music puns last week...

It ended in a clefhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lefty21
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Music pun

Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!

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All Music (theory) puns PLEASE

We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)

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I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..

Apparently the paper was Jamming.

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My son asked me, β€œWhat was your favourite music to listen to when growing up?” I said, β€œLed Zeppelin”.

My son: Who?

Me: Yes, they were good too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Something catchy

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What music group will make you healthy?

BeeGees.

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It was a long time ago, a different time, when Bach wrote his music. I wonder what life was like Bach then 🎹
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What is the favourite music of cheese?

R 'N' Brie.

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What do you study in music college?

A major

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It’s good music
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This music video drew my attention

https://preview.redd.it/zvki93lxox151.png?width=939&format=png&auto=webp&s=18ec66f3737f805d7e1fa7ad519cd53414111913

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How does music say goodbye

Audios

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Why do pacifists hate music?

They're against violins (violence)

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What kind of music do you listen to during the coronavirus?

Quaran-tunes!

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When you gotta make Music at 8 but wash Money at 10
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Sheep and music
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I took my clarinet back to the music shop,

"I don't know what it is," I said, "I can only seem to be able to play one tune on it, Perfect Day, nothing else seems right or in tune."

"Let's have a look," said the assistant as he dismantled my clarinet.

"Ha, there's the problem, looks like it was fitted with a Lou Reed."

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Did you hear about the gorilla patriarch that liked classical music?

He was a silverbach.

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Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.

It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!

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My new desk fan loves music.

Its a metal fan.

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My music teacher gave me the best compliment ever

So i (16M) like jokes. I told one to my (awesome dad joke enthusiast) music teacher that went something like.

him picking up a guitarr Me: why are you so strΓ€ng?

StrΓ€ng means guitarr string and also strict as in a strict teacher in Swedish.

He laughed a bit and said: "you are gonna make a great dad"

Thank you PΓ€r, love ya buddy!

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Why do electricians make good music ?

They always have an extension chord

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What kinda music they play at the old folks home?

Broken hip hop?

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What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are huge metal fans.

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Who plays a whales favorite music?

An Orcastra

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People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.

I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.

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What genre of music did the Pied Piper of Hamelin play?

Trap Music

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I tried introducing young people to 80s music especially hall and oats

I didn’t know i was that out of touch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnocky12
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from peanuts, the cranberries and eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix

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People play electronic music at night

Because β€œsun” upside down reads β€œuns”

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It’s like music to my ears
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Steve Tyler has quit the music business and become a professional fletcher...

His shop is called Arrowsmith.

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I got a callback about being in a head banging music video. The caller said

Would pecker be available?

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What genre of music do people listen to during COVID-19?

House.

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I once saw a little guy with a red pointy hat riding the D.C. subway, listening to some music, tapping his toes perfectly in time with the beat

He was the greatest Metro Gnome ever.

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Metal Music Joke

What do you call a rock band that hates nail clippers?

Nine-Inch Nails.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatchOutItsAdam
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β€œDad, whose music did you listen to when growing up?”

Dad: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Dad: Yes. They were good too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I miss the music

During these bleak times I'm missing the ice cream man and the music that comes with it, I guess you could say his ice-solating.

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I was thrown out of music school for plagiarism.

They thought I was stealing songs, but I was just taking notes.

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My neighbors listen to awesome music

Whether they like it or not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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What's Carol Baskin's husband's favorite music?

Scat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
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If Al Gore decides to make music, what genre will it be?

Al Gore-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-harlot
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Bee music
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What's Hitlers favorite piece of classical music?

Fuhrer Lise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Double0salty
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Friend: I love country music

Me: o.O??? ... Which country?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What’s a cheeses favourite music genre?

Brie-D-M

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woooshifschmuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Music theory puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LahavH
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Exciting news! Gandhi just formed a new music ensemble!

There is no string section unfortunately, apparently he is a practitioner of 'non-violins'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlefish1029
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if you're stealing someone's music you're taking notes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxisrichtofen
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I figured out the secret to writing great Christian music.

It’s all about G-sus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
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What do you call existentialist hip-hop music?

Angsta Rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
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I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.

It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoraceSchemer
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My son asked me what genre of music national anthems are...

I told him "country music"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loserboye
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Why did the music thief get such good grades?

He was really good at taking notes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BermudaRhombus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05
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A punny conversation about music
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceZackary
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My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.

I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatLikeGaming
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What is a voice actor’s favorite music genre?

Dubstep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/odiethethird
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What is common between a boxer, a successful music producer and a good fisherman

The right hook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
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Always put condoms on your ears when listening to loud music

Otherwise you might catch hearing aids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
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What kind of music does a balloon liseten to?

Pop!

^Also ^this ^is ^my ^first ^joke, ^so ^sorry ^if ^someone ^has ^made ^it ^before ^but ^I ^haven't ^seen ^it ^(yet)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Annabeth666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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What is a bubble's least favorite type of music?

Pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryfir891
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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What is a Baseball Player's favourite kind of music?

Swing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hexatona
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?

Show pan.

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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem

I call it my trail mix

(Not oc I just thought it was funny)

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I like jazz but my cannibal friend likes pop music

He thinks I have a weird taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elad-Volpert
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What kind of music do elfs listen to

Wrap music

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I walked into a music store in Chinatown

And started looking at some string instruments. The owner came up to me and said "Cello, good buy!". Confused, I walked out thinking 'what a rude way to greet a customer...'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hlee89
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Our toddler was complaining about the music on the radio, saying she didn’t like it.

I told her you need to listen to The Rolling Stones because you can’t always get what you want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irishfirefaerie
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Two wind turbines were standing around, complete silence except for the wind, when one asks the other, "Hey, what kind of music do like?" The other one thinks for a few revolutions and says,

"I'm a really big heavy metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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There's now a scholarship available to Contemporary Christian Music students.

It's called an "Amy" Grant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
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What do you call a semi driver rocking out to 80s music while carrying a load of grain?

Haulin’ Oats... πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ I’ll show myself to the door. -dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
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I finally made a playlist for hiking. It has music from the peanuts, the cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danny_sob
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
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I had a playlist for hiking with music from Peanuts, The Cranberries and Eminem...

I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoenixAurum
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
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I made a hiking playlist. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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I made a playlist for when I go hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshovhan
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I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my Trail Mix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justmaurice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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β€œDad, what music did you listen do when you were growing up?”

Dad: Led Zeppelin.

Son: Who?

Dad: Yeah. They were good too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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