I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
Don't grow so close to me
I bought some guitar picks for my partner's belated bday and I want to have some musical puns engraved on them. I don't know enough about music to do a good job. I need puns that play on musical theory or musical notes, method, whatever... Anything that's more clever than "I pick you", which I think is cute but also underwhelming. These are guitar picks though, so short and simple are best. NSFW acceptable. PLE ASE HALP!!!
It ended in a clefhanger.
I'll try to orchestrate a change.
Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!
We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)
apparently the paper was jamming.
He was arrested for Petty theft.
Key Of C.
There’s too much sax and violins.
All she wants is “Bach Bach Bach”.
That is all.
The other one says “I’m a huge metal fan”
I've heard that they were Huge Metal Fans
Idk but I did hear they are a big metal fan.
You Dont Know How It Peels
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
Whenever I see a sharp, I wish it could just be flat
The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’
Courtesy of my 10 year old!
Because, dogs can Bach
Source- my daughter
At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
But then I saw they had Michael Jackson. It was a thriller.
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”