I am looking for some sort or plant/gardening puns from famous song lyrics for a class assignment such as:
You can grow your own way
-or-
Don't grow so close to me
Any help?
I bought some guitar picks for my partner's belated bday and I want to have some musical puns engraved on them. I don't know enough about music to do a good job. I need puns that play on musical theory or musical notes, method, whatever... Anything that's more clever than "I pick you", which I think is cute but also underwhelming. These are guitar picks though, so short and simple are best. NSFW acceptable. PLE ASE HALP!!!
It ended in a clefhanger.
I'll try to orchestrate a change.
Mozart keeps Haydn my Liszt, so I took him out Bach and kicked him with my Schu(bert). Bizet-nga!
We're making a music theory t shirt for my school And i just know there's a plethora of musical puns to be told so id loc e to hear all you've got, Reddit! :)
There’s too much sax and violins.
Something catchy.
You Dont Know How It Peels
Whenever I see a sharp, I wish it could just be flat
"Country!"
The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’
Courtesy of my 10 year old!
Because, dogs can Bach
Hip-pop
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."
Because the fishes might get a herring problem
I call it my "Trail Mix"
Tenor twelve feet away from earshot.
It can't touch this.
The paper was jamming.
Freddie Mercury songs
Or how the doctor put it, "A band aid."
We called him Reggae Tony.
I think the paper's jamming.
She asks, "Are you listening to Milli Vanilli?"
I said "Girl, you know it's truuuuuue!"
along with nearly 900 by Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, nearly 400 by Johann Christian Bach, more than 300 by Johann Christoph Friedrich Bach, and nearly 200 by Wilhelm Friedemann Bach.
Together with as many as 200 more surviving compositions by other members of the Bach dynasty, scholars estimate that about 3 000 works are preserved in total, a collection that we today know as the Baroque Bach mountain.
For having students read band books.
G sus
Santa Claus really likes him because he’s RAPPING the PRESENT.
(That joke was 2 punny)
He really likes the Greens
He was haulin’ oats.
Because heavy metals are toxic.
(I -22f- have created this joke when i was 15, I was waiting for an opportunity to disgust people with it. So here you go reddit lol)
They're big metal fans
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
Turns out the paper was jamming
