A list of puns related to "Symphony"
It's written in the key of B flat.
It was just one ting after another.
I call it the vowel movement.
Because they were a Band-Aid
Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.
Dome Dome Dome DOME, Dome Dome Dome DOME...
...youβll never hear the end of it.
And not one of them wrote back.
there is too much sax and violins in it.
Too much sax and violins.
In the version they're doing, the bass section plays a bit at the start, then just sits there til the final part of the last movement. So, they decide to leave the concert and go out for drinks.
While at the bar down the street, they meet a European nobleman, and they become good friends. Unfortunately, the guy had been gorging himself on crappy bar food, and he quickly falls into a food coma.
One of the basses drunkenly checks his watch and says, "crap! We're not going to get back on stage in time!" As they're sprinting back, one of them says, "actually, I thought this would happen, so I tied some of the pages of the conductor's score together - that way, he'll have to slow the tempo way down with his right hand while undoes the knots with his left!"
And so they get back just in time to finish the Symphony, and the audience is none the wiser. The conductor, however, was furious.
After all, they'd left him at the bottom of the 9th, with the score tied, while the basses were loaded, and the Count was full.
He forgot the Chopin Liszt
His thirty-second symphony
Euphonium.
At the dinner table.
Mother in law: "...he has recently had two surgeries to fuse his lower vertebrae, his recovery has been quite slow"
Me: "Well I would expect nothing less after having back to back operations."
after about 4 seconds people started leaving the table.
He wanted to be more cultural!
I've never been Scherzo in all my life.
Moosic.
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