A Banana na, banana naaaa.
Turns out he was just decomposing.
Well, when you ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say Bach.
Itβs Bana-nana-naaaa
"But he didn't listen!"
He was de-composing
He turned a deaf ear to them.
In honor of Ludwig von Beethoven's 250th birthday ...
What is Beethoven doing to celebrate his 250th birthday?
He's decomposing!
Because he was Baroque.
...it was fΓΌr Elise
Ba-nan-nan-naaa ba-nan-nan-naaa
A decomposer.
Decomposing.
They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?
it fell on deaf ears.
The customs officer said it was their biggest bust ever!
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Was Ba Na Na Naaa
Because he was Haydn.
Dome Dome Dome DOME, Dome Dome Dome DOME...
And not one of them wrote back.
He called it "fΓΌr e-leaseβ
Decomposing
Harry Potter and the Deafly Hallows
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"
It was a very lewd wig.
The cemetery keeper has told people not to worry, he's just decomposing.
EDIT down-voting because you can't Handel this level of humor is a crime against humanity.
In the version they're doing, the bass section plays a bit at the start, then just sits there til the final part of the last movement. So, they decide to leave the concert and go out for drinks.
While at the bar down the street, they meet a European nobleman, and they become good friends. Unfortunately, the guy had been gorging himself on crappy bar food, and he quickly falls into a food coma.
One of the basses drunkenly checks his watch and says, "crap! We're not going to get back on stage in time!" As they're sprinting back, one of them says, "actually, I thought this would happen, so I tied some of the pages of the conductor's score together - that way, he'll have to slow the tempo way down with his right hand while undoes the knots with his left!"
And so they get back just in time to finish the Symphony, and the audience is none the wiser. The conductor, however, was furious.
After all, they'd left him at the bottom of the 9th, with the score tied, while the basses were loaded, and the Count was full.
[Arnold voice]
"...I'll be Bach."
Then turn and walk away.
Bananana!
When you ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say "bok."
They were going, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
De-composing
Banananana!
Banananaaaaa
"They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?"
But did he listen?
A ba-na-na-naaaa.
A decomposer
But did he listen?
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Well, when you ask them who their favorite composer is, they always reply "Bach". Repeatedly.
Whenever he asks them who their favorite composer is, they always say Bach.
You can hear him decomposing
