Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".
Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".
Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".
A Chopin Liszt
In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.
One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.
The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.
Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, “I recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”
Soon after, another said, “and that’s his 8th, backwards!”
After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:
“Never fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”
His name is in the Bach of my mind.
I'll be Bach
I'll be Bach.
"I'll be Bach."
Chopin - (Shoppin')
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"
...you'd have a Chopin List.
Yeah it’s on his staff
"...I'll be Bach."
Then turn and walk away.
I suspect he might be Haydn
Because they were baroque.
I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.
He was Haydn.
Don't worry, I'll Handel it and be right Bach!
Ve haff vays of making you tok!
They had an arranged marriage
Because he was Haydn.
Fungi. Why? Cause they're de-composers.
But to the recording studios, he was more than that. He was a symbol.
He said that he'd be Bach
When asked why he replied, "So I can spend the rest of my life decomposing"
Mine all say the same thing: Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach.
... but I think i've got a Handel on it now...
because musicians make the big Bachs!
Got my wife good with this: As she walks out the door In her best Ahnold accent "I'll be back!" Me "I'll be Beethoven"