Who is a Covid-19 patient’s favorite composer?

Drycoughsky

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Composers do not fap.

They MAESTROBATE

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Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.

Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".

Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".

Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".

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Which classical composer do Old McDonald’s chickens prefer listening to before bedtime?

Bach...

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What did the composer take to the supermarket?

A Chopin Liszt

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Which composer has Coronavirus?

Drycoughski

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What food can an Italian composer make quickly?

Pasta Presto

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What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?

Knockmaninoff

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A story about a legendary Composer

In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.

One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.

The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.

Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, β€œI recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”

Soon after, another said, β€œand that’s his 8th, backwards!”

After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:

β€œNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”

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I can't think of my favorite classical composer

His name is in the Bach of my mind.

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What phone is best for a composer?

Note eight.

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What did Arnie say when he was offered a role in a movie about classical composers?

I'll be Bach

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a composer?

I'll be Bach.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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Who is a chicken’s favorite composer?

Bach.

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What did the Terminator say when asked about which composer he'd be for Halloween?

"I'll be Bach."

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What did the composer say when he saw the bus?

Debussy's here

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Which composer would you see in a supermarket?

Chopin - (Shoppin')

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Sylvester Stallone got the part of Beethoven in a new movie about classical composers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What does a classical composer cook in?

A Chopin

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If you wrote down the names of all the works by a 19th century Polish composer...

...you'd have a Chopin List.

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Did you here the note was hired by the composer?

Yeah it’s on his staff

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What's a classical music composer doing in the woods?

Chopin'

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"Let's both pretend to be famous musical composers; You be Beethoven,...

[Arnold voice]

"...I'll be Bach."

Then turn and walk away.

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I can't seem to find my favorite classical composer...

I suspect he might be Haydn

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Why were composers in the 18th century so poor?

Because they were baroque.

I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.

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Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer?

He was Haydn.

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What did the composer say to his nagging wife?

Don't worry, I'll Handel it and be right Bach!

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What did the German Composer say to the Metronome?

Ve haff vays of making you tok!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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A composer once fell in love with his music

They had an arranged marriage

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Why couldn't anyone find the famous Austrian composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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Christopher Nolan was giving his composer cooking instructions.

"Hans, simmer."

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What composer was very sick?

Tchai-cough-sky

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What's a chickens favorite composer?

Bach

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What sort of organisms do composers hate?

Fungi. Why? Cause they're de-composers.

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To all of us, Prince was a very talented musician, composer, songwriter and performer.

But to the recording studios, he was more than that. He was a symbol.

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What do zombie symphony composers do? offhandcomics.com/zombie-…
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Did yall hear about Arnold Swartzeneger's new movie about a famous composer?

He said that he'd be Bach

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A dying composer asked to be buried with the music he's written over the years.

When asked why he replied, "So I can spend the rest of my life decomposing"

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Ever ask a chicken what their favorite composer is?

Mine all say the same thing: Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach.

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I used to have an addiction to composer based puns...

... but I think i've got a Handel on it now...

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why should you become a composer?

because musicians make the big Bachs!

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Broadway composers who carry around a bunch of anthracite are...
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Like a fine composer...

Got my wife good with this: As she walks out the door In her best Ahnold accent "I'll be back!" Me "I'll be Beethoven"

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They're making a movie about symphonic composers.

It was leaked in an interview with Arnold Schwarzenegger. When asked what role he would play, Schwarzenegger replied; "I'll be Bach."

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