I was playing my Sonata so fast today, I almost BAROQUE one of my fingers. What? Too much to HANDEL for you? I would have thought that was imPACHELBEL. I should really be making a LISZT of these, or maybe I should just TELEMANN. Is this making you STRAUSSed out? No point in HAYDN from it.
Bach Bach Bach Bach.
I haven't looked Bach since!
He replied, "Bock!"
I hear he was baroque all the time. It fugue-ures seeing how he was famous.
Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".
Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".
Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".
A Chopin Liszt
I'll be Bach
In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.
One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.
The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.
Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, “I recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”
Soon after, another said, “and that’s his 8th, backwards!”
After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:
“Never fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”
I'll be Bach.
His name is in the Bach of my mind.
"I'll be Bach."
Chopin - (Shoppin')
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, "I'll be Bach!"
"...I'll be Bach."
Then turn and walk away.
Because they were baroque.
I'll be Bach with more jokes soon.
...you'd have a Chopin List.
Yeah it’s on his staff
I suspect he might be Haydn
He was Haydn.
Don't worry, I'll Handel it and be right Bach!
They had an arranged marriage
Ve haff vays of making you tok!
Because he was Haydn.
Fungi. Why? Cause they're de-composers.