I’m a blues musician, so my wife is always saying how soulful I am.
Any chance she gets she will say, “You are soul.”
Henry Churches is a good musician.
Google Translate: Enrique Iglesias es un buen músico.
What happens when a musician went insane?
He go completely instrumental
Never let anyone tell you what can or cannot do. Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he wouldn't make it as a musician.
What era is a musician in when he has no money?
Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do.. just look at Beethoven. Everyone told him he would never be a musician because he was deaf.
Why are strawberries the best musicians?
Because they really know how to jam! 🍓🎵
[Tribute to the singer/songwriter who passed away today] How do you turn a duck into a soul musician?
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
How did the famous musician propose to his wife?
What did the musician say to the soldier?
One for all the musicians out there sorry not sorry
Who is Ronald McDonald's favorite musician?
Why did the jazz musician refuse to be quarantined?
Cause he was an outdoor cat.
What do you call a nazi musician?
This one goes out to my musician boys
Why was musician's car parked on the side of a highway?
Why do fish make for great musicians?
Because they can tuna instrument.
What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?
When I was a musician I'd drop mad beats
Then I quit so now I'm just a dead beat.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.
The reason is a coo sticks.
Did you hear about the classical musician that had money issues?
My mother told me that the only musicians more promiscuous than rock and roll artists were jazz musicians.
Because they were always having sax.
Old musicians never die.
They just decompose.
(seen on the t-shirt of an actual dad today. Thank you for the chuckle, anonidad)
What was the fish musician called
Who is a chicken's favorite musician?
What do you call a dead musician?
What do you call a folk musician, floating in a pickle jar?
What is a chickens favorite musician
Breaking news: Two minibuses carrying jazz musicians have collided on the country’s busiest road
Police say to expect long jams
What is a musician's favorite method of transportation?
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
-Because they have so many legs!
We were walking down the street, when a group of black metal musicians approached us.
My friend turned to me and quipped, "Oh oh! Here comes treble!"
Why did the musician walk instead of driving his car?
He'd driven over something sharp and got his tire flat
Musicians are highly dangerous...
They’re known for their violins.
What was the person who made clothes as an occupation's favorite musician?
Heard about the French House musician?
A group of musicians painfully struggled to play together
But then they got a bandaid...
What is a musicians favorite fish?
What did one musician say when the other left their strings at home?
Which musician is the best at catching fish?
I went to a concert last night and the musicians were bouncing around the stage like crazy.
Turns out they were an elastic band.
Why do musicians get sick
How did the musician survive a zombie apocalypse?
What did the musician shout before he dropped his woodwind instrument?
What’s a musician’s favorite lunchmeat?
Did you hear about the amphibious musicians?
Their music is Ribbiting.
What do you call a young musician
What did the rival musicians say to each other?
What do you call sugarless sweets produced by a blind musician?
A musician is listening to his student playing the piano...
(Teacher) - While I was listening to your play, I constantly had Beethoven in my mind
(Student) - Wow, that's so kind of you, thanks!
(Teacher) - You know, I wanted to be as deaf as him
Why did the musician lose a gig at a funeral?
He couldn’t find the right tomb.
Why do prisoners make bad musicians?
Because they're always behind a few bars and can't find the key.
Did you know that Morgan Freeman has a twin brother that is a professional musician?
His name is Organ Freeman
The majority of people that have dropped beets are not musicians
What do musicians over 40 practice?
Who is a body of water’s favorite musician
Have you heard of the benefit concert to help starving musicians?
They're calling it Band-Aid.
Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. Take Beethoven, for example. They told him he couldn't be a musician because he was deaf...
...but he didn't listen...
My son wants to see Marshmello partner up with two other EDM Musicians wearing helmets, named Chocolate and Graham Krackers...
He said he'd really like to hear S'more Music.
What do fishermen and musicians have in common?
My musician wife asked me to go to the grocery store.
I asked her to make me a Chopin Liszt.
After suffering chronic discomfort for years, musician Fatboy Slim launched an awareness campaign for standardisation of rubber component materials used in the shoe industry.
Check it out now, foot, sole, rubber.
What do you call a group of musicians who stole all their instruments?
What do musicians use to play longer notes?
Who’s the spice racks favorite musician
Who is a computer enthusist's favorite musician?
What happens when a group of musicians break up?
How do you count Swedish musicians?
Orcs are the best musicians
Their orcestras are the best
Why are musicians such rational people?
Because they always make sound decisions.
What do you call a musician without money?
Why was the musician arrested for pedophilia?
Because he like to play in A minor.
What's the difference between an argument with seamen and a popular female musician?
One's a sailors' tiff, the other's a Taylor Swift.
What do 00's musicians call a criminal
A disease has been discovered where musicians temporarily lost their ability to tell which notes are which when sharing an automobile with a stranger.
Medical experts have named it "carpool tonal syndrome".
Did you hear about the musician that died?
He's started to decompose.
Why are classical musicians so good at finding deals?
Because they never pay the Liszt price.
Why don't jazz musicians use guns?
A musician’s desk is always cluttered.
The police arrested a musician for murder.
Apparently, all he ever thought about was violins.
My uncle is a musician, but his second gig is being a dad
What did the musician name his three daughters?
When a musician gets a new lock installed on their front door...
... Is that a key change?
Old musicians never die...