What's the best part about being a guitarist?

Knowing your way around the G string.

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What do guitarists and cleaners have in common?

They’re both good at sweeping

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Why was the guitarist so worried?

He was always fretting!

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What’s a guitarist’s favorite arcade game?

De-Fender.

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Why does the guitarist for Megadeth always carry a tide stick?

Because Dave must stain.

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What do you call a smart metal guitarist?

An intellidjent guitarist!

Djent is pronounced like "gent" btw

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I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.

For a second, I was on Edge.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why did the guitarist get sent to prison?

He fingered A minor

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Why was the guitarist embarrassed on stage?

She lost her G- string.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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There are 10 types of guitarists in the world: those that can only strum a 6 string...

... and those that know bass too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enigmastrat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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I may not be the best guitarist

But i don't fret it

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Why did the guitarist go to jail?

Because he fingered A minor.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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What did the concerned friend say to the anxious guitarist?

Don't fret

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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A Notice for Guitarists

If there are any guitarists who want to know how to make their instrument sound better, stay tuned.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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What computer company do guitarists buy from?

Asus

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I used to know a guitarist who would eat shellfish before each performance

It was the clam before the strum.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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A local guitarist said he was going to beat me with the neck of a guitar.

I said β€œis that a fret?”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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How did the guitarist die?

He crashed his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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Who healed the guitarist's scrape?

The band aid.

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What do you say when there's a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat?

Abandon ship!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.

The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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What do guitarists and lumberjacks have in common?

Both have great chops.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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Did you hear Pearl Jam got a new guitarist

He isn't Eddie vedder though

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What’s the best thing about being a guitarist

Knowing your way around a G string

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