What do you call a building full of guitarists?
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As a guitarist, I'm usually asked what's my favorite solo of all time.
It gets very hard to pick
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︎ Apr 01 2021
A jazz guitarist couldnβt play a gig at a venue that had only six electrical receptacles.
His equipment required a seventh cord.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What's the best part about being a guitarist?
Knowing your way around the G string.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do guitarists and cleaners have in common?
Theyβre both good at sweeping
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Why was the guitarist so worried?
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Whatβs a guitaristβs favorite arcade game?
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︎ May 27 2020
Why does the guitarist for Megadeth always carry a tide stick?
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Why did the guitarist get sent to prison?
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︎ Jul 11 2018
What do you call a smart metal guitarist?
An intellidjent guitarist!
Djent is pronounced like "gent" btw
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︎ Jan 13 2020
I accidentally sat upon a solo album by the lead guitarist, keyboardist and backing vocalist of the band U2 but quickly jumped up, scared that I broke it.
For a second, I was on Edge.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
There are 10 types of guitarists in the world: those that can only strum a 6 string...
... and those that know bass too.
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︎ Dec 14 2018
Why was the guitarist embarrassed on stage?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
I may not be the best guitarist
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Why did the guitarist go to jail?
Because he fingered A minor.
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︎ Oct 20 2018
A Notice for Guitarists
If there are any guitarists who want to know how to make their instrument sound better, stay tuned.
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︎ Nov 28 2018
What did the concerned friend say to the anxious guitarist?
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︎ Mar 01 2019
What computer company do guitarists buy from?
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︎ Mar 10 2019
What do the best guitarists eat for breakfast?
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︎ Mar 24 2019
I used to know a guitarist who would eat shellfish before each performance
It was the clam before the strum.
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︎ Sep 21 2018
A local guitarist said he was going to beat me with the neck of a guitar.
I said βis that a fret?β
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︎ Oct 27 2018
How did the guitarist die?
He crashed his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck.
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︎ Jun 17 2018
What do you say when there's a singer, guitarist, bassist, and a drummer in a boat?
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︎ Sep 03 2017
So this European comedy group is working on a movie with a bizarre plot - apparently a famous rock guitarist and drummer gains control of the weather and sends it haywire.
The movie is going to be called, Monty Python and the Grohly Hail.
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︎ Dec 12 2017
What do guitarists and lumberjacks have in common?
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︎ Jul 25 2017
Did you hear Pearl Jam got a new guitarist
He isn't Eddie vedder though
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︎ Apr 04 2016
Whatβs the best thing about being a guitarist
Knowing your way around a G string
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