Vocals Puns

A list of puns related to "Vocals"

As we drove past Ikea, my dad began one of his rants “Why do people want Swedish furniture? The fancy closet in my bedroom was built by a good ol’ fashioned local carpenter, none of this foreign import rubbish!” He was surprisingly vocal...

For a closet racist.

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👤︎ u/Dongwaffler
📅︎ Apr 24 2021
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Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petrie dish

The results speak for themselves

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👤︎ u/TheFishmanau
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do you call a vocal female lion?

Aurora.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Scientists have invented artificial vocal cords.

The result speaks for itself.

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👤︎ u/danielsoft1
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Dad: "Hey, do you know where I can get a vocal ensemble?"

Music Director: "Don't you mean a choir?"

Dad: "Ok, How do I acquire a vocal ensemble?"

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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If you were born without vocal chords...

...you wouldn’t be able to tell.

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👤︎ u/rSlashisthenewPewdes
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Some scientists were able to recreate human vocal cords in a petri dish...

The results pretty much speak for themselves...

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👤︎ u/Squidboy2002
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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My wife took my vocal cords

She left me absolutely speechless

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👤︎ u/bigboi360420
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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When Archie's fiancee put her engagement ring near her ear, she could faintly hear guitars, maracas, and soothing Spanish vocals.

It was a marry Archie band.

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👤︎ u/Danielaurence
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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Did you hear about the man who had his vocal cords removed?

It left him speechless

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👤︎ u/imnotanugga
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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My vocals range isn't very good

I can only Go down so fa.

Note: I'm not a dad and im tired.

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👤︎ u/BASIC-Mufasa
📅︎ May 10 2018
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Why don't the backstreet boys have a front vocal?

Because if they did, he'd be a main street boy.

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👤︎ u/vvt2003
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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They charged way to much for the vocal jazz concert

It was a total riff off

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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The doctor told me my vocal chords were damaged

I was speechless

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👤︎ u/mineclash92
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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I hope the place where Phil Collins records his vocals is referred to as the "Stu-Stustudio"
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👤︎ u/sternloyalty
📅︎ Feb 28 2016
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What album was most vocal about the metric system?

Korn - Follow the Litre

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👤︎ u/dhalsimballskin
📅︎ Feb 20 2017
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If Michael Cera started a three-part-harmony vocal group, they could be named the Tri-Cera-Tops.
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👤︎ u/zackdinerstein
📅︎ Feb 22 2015
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Scientists have recently engineered a new species of frog that have become immortal after removing their vocal cords

They can’t croak.

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👤︎ u/Hidoshigo
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.

The results speak for themselves

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

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👤︎ u/Stupidboy0
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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Scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

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👤︎ u/aca6825
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Scientists have succeeded in growing human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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If vocal chords could be grown in a Petri dish,

Do you think the results would speak for themselves?

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👤︎ u/Bob_alob_aSqueeb
📅︎ Jan 12 2018
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Scientists have grown working vocal cords in the lab.

The results speak for themselves.

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👤︎ u/edhere
📅︎ Aug 01 2017
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