After hearing me sing my music teacher suggested I should be a tenor.....

Tenor twelve feet away from earshot.

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Which tenor took his sugar pills every Sunday?

Placebo Domingo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
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After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher told me I should be tenor.

Tenor twelve feet away from her and all musical instruments at all times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I used to be tenor

Now I'm just o-bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unknownamouse
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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I was singing in the car, dad asked me if I could sing solo tenor.

Solo I can’t hear you, tenor 11 miles down the road.

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Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?

The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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My dad said of my singing voice, "wow, you should sing Tenor!!"

... Tenor fifteen miles away. Zing.

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Which of the "Three Tenors" has erectile dysfunction?

Flaccido Domingo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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I’m a Tenor

But my voice would be higher in an alto-nate universe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObligatoryStory
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My deep-voiced friend surprised me by saying he likes to sing tenor.

"Ten or eleven miles away from anybody else."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/galactigak
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Went to see Placido Domingo, from the Three Tenors, in concert recently. I predicted this joke before it happened.

Dad: What group was this guy in again?

Me: The Three Tenors.

Dad: Do you know how much they used to get paid?

Me: (Groan) How much?

Dad: Thirty quid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hooof_hearted
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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Can you sing tenor?

Then sing ten-or twelve miles away.

A classic put-down of my singing from my Dad. R.I.P.

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What covid vaccine did Sagat from Street Fighter take?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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The person that invented Knock Knock Jokes

Should get a no bell prize.

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A friend of mine auditioned for The Sopranos...

Unfortunately, she was an alto and didn't make the cut.

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I’ve been saying β€œmucho” to my Spanish friend more often lately...

It means a lot to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_A_Zero
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What happens if you beat a porkchop with a saxaphone?

You're tenor-izing meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevDoggo69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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You know, I'm such a good singer, people always ask me to sing solo

......solo they can't hear me.

Coincidentally, they also ask me to sing tenor.

.....tenor twelve miles away.

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I don't like high-pitched singers.

They put me in a world of hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Shopping at the music store, my friend had to settle for a fiver saxophone ...

They couldn't afford a tenor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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My friend in choir asked how attractive he was.

I told him about a tenor so.

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Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side off his body cut off?

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I am starting to suspect that people think I’m ugly

Anytime there is a group picture, they always hand me the camera.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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I sing on a daily Bass-is

Out of 20 I’d say my singing level is like a tenor eleven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObligatoryStory
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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Our choir used to be a full SATB chorus...

Now that the Tenors had left, everyone has been pretty SAB lately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grassblox311
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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Dropped this one a week ago. I don't even have a girlfriend.

At a rehearsal for my choir, the director made some last minute changes to the standing arrangements. For a couple songs, we wouldn't be standing in the usual Soprano Alto Tenor Bass formation, but we'd we standing in a way that we were surrounded by people of different sections. As you can imagine, shifting around 4 rows of risers is a bit hectic, so I asked my friend where exactly I had to go.

He told me, "As long as you're mixed, it's okay."

A wave of dark intentions washed over my brain.

I looked him dead in the eyes and said, "But I'm Chinese".

It took him a full two seconds to register what I just said.

What in the actual fuck is happening to me right now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatcat22able
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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Whenever my dad hears someone singing...

He says, "You know...before you can learn to sing tenor, you first have to learn to sing niner..."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2013
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Singing around my dad always resulted in this...

"Can you sing tenor? Ten or twelve miles away?"

"Can you sing solo? So low we can't hear you?"

Every.single.time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cehenley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2013
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Dad joke made during a band performance.

My band had a performance yesterday. We have three saxophone players. One of plays only Alto saxophone, one of them alternates between playing Alto, Tenor and Baritone saxophone and the last plays both Tenor and Baritone saxophone.

The second two kept swapping each other's instruments or one of the other saxophones they had in the background. So at one point we had to wait for them to change while the rest of us were all ready to start playing the next song.

So, trying to make it less awkward for the audience I turn to them and I says 'I'm sorry, they're just playing ... Musical Instruments'

There was a collective groan/laugh from the audience and the drummer went ba-dum-tish And the trumpeter gave me a little wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah

I'm still giggling about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gonnnondorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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Dads take on chorale arrangements

We are sitting at the dinner table after church. My sister says, "man, the choir director had me singing low today. I know I was singing lower than the tenors."

My dad without missing a beat, "Hmm. You must have been singing a niner."

I think I choked on my food from that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tharvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2014
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Father laid this one on me today

After I finished singing in my college choir for our spring concert yesterday, my dad told me, "Good job! You know, when I was your age, they once asked me to join the choir to sing tenor. 10 or 12 miles away!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeCool888
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher said that I should be tenor.

Ten or twenty feet away from her at all times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher suggested that I should be tenor.

Ten or twelve feet away from her at all times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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When she heard me sing, my music teacher told me I should be tenor.

Tenor twelve feet away from every musical instrument for all time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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After hearing me perform, my music teacher in school told me I should be tenor.

Tenor twelve feet away from all musical instruments at all times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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You should sing tenor

Tenor 15 miles away from here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool_man523
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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My music teacher wanted me to sing tenor

Ten or twelve miles away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crippled_turtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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You should sing solo...

So low I can't hear you.

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