After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher told me I should be tenor.

Tenor twelve feet away from her and all musical instruments at all times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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I was singing in the car, dad asked me if I could sing solo tenor.

Solo I can’t hear you, tenor 11 miles down the road.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?

The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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Which of the "Three Tenors" has erectile dysfunction?

Flaccido Domingo!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Went to see Placido Domingo, from the Three Tenors, in concert recently. I predicted this joke before it happened.

Dad: What group was this guy in again?

Me: The Three Tenors.

Dad: Do you know how much they used to get paid?

Me: (Groan) How much?

Dad: Thirty quid.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2014
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Our choir used to be a full SATB chorus...

Now that the Tenors had left, everyone has been pretty SAB lately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grassblox311
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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Dropped this one a week ago. I don't even have a girlfriend.

At a rehearsal for my choir, the director made some last minute changes to the standing arrangements. For a couple songs, we wouldn't be standing in the usual Soprano Alto Tenor Bass formation, but we'd we standing in a way that we were surrounded by people of different sections. As you can imagine, shifting around 4 rows of risers is a bit hectic, so I asked my friend where exactly I had to go.

He told me, "As long as you're mixed, it's okay."

A wave of dark intentions washed over my brain.

I looked him dead in the eyes and said, "But I'm Chinese".

It took him a full two seconds to register what I just said.

What in the actual fuck is happening to me right now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatcat22able
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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Dad joke made during a band performance.

My band had a performance yesterday. We have three saxophone players. One of plays only Alto saxophone, one of them alternates between playing Alto, Tenor and Baritone saxophone and the last plays both Tenor and Baritone saxophone.

The second two kept swapping each other's instruments or one of the other saxophones they had in the background. So at one point we had to wait for them to change while the rest of us were all ready to start playing the next song.

So, trying to make it less awkward for the audience I turn to them and I says 'I'm sorry, they're just playing ... Musical Instruments'

There was a collective groan/laugh from the audience and the drummer went ba-dum-tish And the trumpeter gave me a little wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaah

I'm still giggling about it.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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Dads take on chorale arrangements

We are sitting at the dinner table after church. My sister says, "man, the choir director had me singing low today. I know I was singing lower than the tenors."

My dad without missing a beat, "Hmm. You must have been singing a niner."

I think I choked on my food from that one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tharvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2014
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Father laid this one on me today

After I finished singing in my college choir for our spring concert yesterday, my dad told me, "Good job! You know, when I was your age, they once asked me to join the choir to sing tenor. 10 or 12 miles away!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeCool888
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2014
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After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher said that I should be tenor.

Ten or twenty feet away from her at all times.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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After hearing me sing for the first time, my music teacher suggested that I should be tenor.

Ten or twelve feet away from her at all times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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