I recently changed my alarm clock music to a Justin Bieber song.
Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day so that I donβt have to listen to it.
Justin Bieber was in a hotel in Arizona yesterday. The air conditioning was broken, so he asked the hotel manager if he could do something about the heat.
The hotel manager replied, "sorry, I'm not a big fan."
I went the barbers and asked him to do my hair like Justin Bieber and he shaved it all off.
I said Justin Bieber doesn't get a haircut like that.
He said he does if he comes in here.
When Canadian cultural icons like Justin Bieber and Drake rap about money....
are the songs called Loonie Tunes?
My Saudi friend didn't know who Justin Bieber was
He must have been living under Iraq
Justin Bieber should hire a stand-in for shows for when he gets sick etc. called..
Justin Case
Justin Bieber card, well played dad. [xpost from r/pics]
Dadjoked my wife about a bear attack
So I was telling my wife about the guy in Russia that was saved by his cell phone's Bieber ring tone, and ended it with: "It makes sense that it ran off. It was a Brown Bear, not a Beliebear."
