The problem with Michael Jackson puns is
You don't stop till you get enough
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
What would Michael Jackson’s pronouns be?
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite treat?
i saw Michael Jackson's performed once
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My personal pronouns are He/Hee
What do Michael Jackson and a helium molecule have in common?
I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT
What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?
What was Michael Jackson’s favorite kind of tuna?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of butter
Michael Jackson meets Darth Vader.
Michael asks: "Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie, are you wookie Ani?"
My Mexican girlfriend keeps telling me that I look like Michael Jackson.
How come Michael Jackson sings so high?
What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?
Why did Michael Jackson buy a thrift store?
What did they tell Michael Jackson’s son when he asked why he had to go everywhere with a bodyguard.
I've only got three albums in my collection. Two by Meatloaf and one by Michael Jackson.
Two out of three ain't Bad
How did Michael Jackson know when his girlfriend was having a good time during sex?
What does Michael Jackson say when he sees two little boys?
Michael Jackson was made of Helium atoms.
Have you played that Michael Jackson game yet?
It's a thriller, but I can't seem to beat it
How do you contact Michael Jackson?
For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson était mal dans sa peau ...
... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !
What is Michael Jackson's favorite pair of shoes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
So I heard Michael Jackson was accused of child abuse
I guess you could say those kids where hit by a smooth criminal.
In honor of the 10 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death, Kraft foods has krafted up a new salad dressing.
Michael Jackson said it didn't matter if "You're black or white"...
... Which has really helped my chess game.
Michael Jackson hits his knee...
Michael: "Ow! My knee-hee!"
I'm not sorry.
A guy walked up to me and told me to do a Michael Jackson impression.
I am reading a biography of Michael Jackson.
It seems like he had a colored past.
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson
My preferred pronouns are He/Hee
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?
What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?
I sexually identify as Michael Jackson.
What molecule is like Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson opened a clothing store...
He called it Billie Jeans
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