The problem with Michael Jackson puns is

You don't stop till you get enough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/another_nonymous
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Michael Jackson was the King of Pop

A Shamonarch, if you will.

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What would Michael Jackson’s pronouns be?

He/Hee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedudenamedjay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What was Michael Jackson’s favorite treat?

Little Deb Hee! Hee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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i saw Michael Jackson's performed once

It was a Thriller

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?

Jamon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/S0undJunk1e
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I sexually identify as Michael Jackson

My personal pronouns are He/Hee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoitsdavid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What do Michael Jackson and a helium molecule have in common?

They both go β€œhehe”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I heard that Michael Jackson was GOAT

Just bleat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ternminator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What snack cake brand does Michael Jackson eat?

Little Deb-hee hee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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What was Michael Jackson’s favorite kind of tuna?

Ahi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite type of butter

Ghee-hee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strider1001
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Michael Jackson meets Darth Vader.

Michael asks: "Ani are you wookie? Ani are you wookie, are you wookie Ani?"

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My Mexican girlfriend keeps telling me that I look like Michael Jackson.

She says I am the Juan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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How come Michael Jackson sings so high?

He used HeHelium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Idsmyself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?

Billy Jeans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Why did Michael Jackson buy a thrift store?

Billy jeans hee hee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexasha05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What did they tell Michael Jackson’s son when he asked why he had to go everywhere with a bodyguard.

β€œSecurity, Blanket. β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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I've only got three albums in my collection. Two by Meatloaf and one by Michael Jackson.

Two out of three ain't Bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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How did Michael Jackson know when his girlfriend was having a good time during sex?

She-moan-a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Michael Jackson was made of Helium atoms.

He-He

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burnswhenithink
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Have you played that Michael Jackson game yet?

It's a thriller, but I can't seem to beat it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ravvennnn
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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How do you contact Michael Jackson?

Send him a hee-hee mail

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson Γ©tait mal dans sa peau ...

... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maramixus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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What is Michael Jackson's favorite pair of shoes

Hee-heelies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phoenixdreemurr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?

Jacks and 5

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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So I heard Michael Jackson was accused of child abuse

I guess you could say those kids where hit by a smooth criminal.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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In honor of the 10 year anniversary of Michael Jackson's death, Kraft foods has krafted up a new salad dressing.

Called Neverland Ranch.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Michael Jackson said it didn't matter if "You're black or white"...

... Which has really helped my chess game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johngreenink
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Michael Jackson hits his knee...

Michael: "Ow! My knee-hee!"

I'm not sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TekkerTheChaot
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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A guy walked up to me and told me to do a Michael Jackson impression.

I told him just beat it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BSG_U53R
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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I am reading a biography of Michael Jackson.

It seems like he had a colored past.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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I sexually identify as Michael Jackson

My preferred pronouns are He/Hee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous-Ballon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns?

He/He

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What did Michael Jackson call his denim store?

Billie Jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CDlele
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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I sexually identify as Michael Jackson.

My pronouns are He/Hee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/West_Yorkshire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What molecule is like Michael Jackson?

Diatomic helium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethan_Roberts123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Michael Jackson opened a clothing store...

He called it Billie Jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifelonglifter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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