I had to fly from Atlanta to Chicago yesterday.
After I just gone through the security checkpoint and was putting my belt back on and all the other crap from that plastic tub they make you run through the scanner, I handed it back to one of the TSA agents and told him he should not carry too many of those at once.
Why?
Because he'd be Bin Laden.
He laughed.
Music Class. Too much violins.
My boyfriend actually came up with it this morning and I'm having a hard time believing it hasn't been said before. I tried looking it up in this subreddit and google and haven't found anything yet lol.
It’s a take I’m willing to risk.
Auntie climb attic.
He liked to drink risky on the woks
A rain of terror.
Paying tithing just decimates your income
I'd get the doctor to do it.
Islip
:D
Violins
Poison IV.
Stake and eggs (sunny side up, of course)
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
Because every 60 seconds, a minute passes
So I asked what her riskiest encounter was. She said she did not know, but she learned early to give mothers with fat babies a wide berth.
Britney 'Spears'
Current-ly
You're welcome, I'll be here all week!
I didn't bother because i thought the steaks were too high
I always follow through
It would be a pretty fowl way to go.
A shark in a bowl of custard.
The panda, because of the pandamic
but they’re the most dangerous in Queensland because they can move in any direction.
Because you're taking whisks.
I mean, just look at all those explosions after math!
The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.
After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said “Look sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”
The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.
The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says “where the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”
Deputy says “well you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”
“Bullshit!” Says the sheriff “you stay here I’m going to check this out!”
So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.
The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.
Deputy says to the sheriff “ Boss what the hell happened!”
The sheriff looks up from the ground and says “BACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”
Because they have one foot in the grave.
Styx and Stones may break your phones, but the Byrds will never hurt you.
WARNING: HOT SHINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA.
And immediately received 50,000 matches!!
Great Han dies coordination.
Right off the bat.
A beeracuda
the Invisigoths
Thanks God for that I thought the steering had gone...
So I started smoking with my left hand.
Practice safe sects!
