Unsafe Puns

A list of puns related to "Unsafe"

Why is “beefstew” an unsafe password to use?

Because it’s not Stroganoff.

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👤︎ u/peytonmi
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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Working on a home construction project and felt like relaxing with drink. Of course it's unsafe to mix alcohol with power tools.

Which is why I mixed my drink with a spoon instead.

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👤︎ u/BetterThanOP
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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Where is it most unsafe to play the “pull my finger” game?

At the leper colony.

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👤︎ u/MGreenMN
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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Bad puns are unsafe for children because they’re a joking hazard
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👤︎ u/BinaryOrbitals
📅︎ Dec 08 2018
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A lot of people wonder which microwaves are unsafe to use these days.

I tell them only the walk-in models.

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👤︎ u/rogan2929
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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Told my dad I was going to go jump in the shower real quick. He just looked me in the eye and said, "No. Jumping in the shower is unsafe."
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👤︎ u/mayhakc
📅︎ Jul 28 2015
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Why is it unsafe to run with bagpipes?

Because it can get you kilt!

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👤︎ u/Blake4Bama
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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Dirty puns shouldn't be posted here, but on...

/r/puNSFW (pronounced "pUnsafe for work")

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👤︎ u/Pornhubschrauber
📅︎ Sep 03 2018
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Did you know Santa is not allowed to go down chimneys anymore?

It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety commission.

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👤︎ u/Kurac_Palac
📅︎ Oct 13 2015
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