Vulnerable Puns

I like them medium rare.

Because he sleeps in his crib tonight

The hospice nurse was asking mandatory questions of my Father-in-Law, terminal with cancer:

Nurse: Were you ever sexually abused as a child?

Father-in-Law: No, I was neglected.

Nurse: (surprised) Neglected?

Father-in-Law: No one ever loved me enough to give me any sexual abuse.

It's possible to laugh and cry at the same time. My Father-in-Law was legendary and laughed even in the face of death.

Vulner.

the vulnerabilities are a real cache-22

My father has learned to do this whenever I am most vulnerable and unsuspecting and he usually gets me, but here's how it goes

(normal conversation) Me: Says something about being hungry

Dad: Hey, want a Snicker bar?

Me: Yes please!

Dad: Me too, that sure sounds good right now.

Me:....