I am looking for cow species which are vulnerable but not endangered yet on conservation hierarchy.

I like them medium rare.

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📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Why is baby Superman vulnerable at night?

Because he sleeps in his crib tonight

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📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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My Father-in-Law on his death bed

The hospice nurse was asking mandatory questions of my Father-in-Law, terminal with cancer:

Nurse: Were you ever sexually abused as a child?

Father-in-Law: No, I was neglected.

Nurse: (surprised) Neglected?

Father-in-Law: No one ever loved me enough to give me any sexual abuse.

It's possible to laugh and cry at the same time. My Father-in-Law was legendary and laughed even in the face of death.

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👤︎ u/fericyde
📅︎ Feb 20 2014
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What was Barney Rubble's sensitive ex-wife called?

Vulner.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Whoever named Spectre and Meltdown sure missed an opportunity

the vulnerabilities are a real cache-22

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👤︎ u/sinembarg0
📅︎ Feb 02 2018
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I never fail to fall for this dad joke

My father has learned to do this whenever I am most vulnerable and unsuspecting and he usually gets me, but here's how it goes

(normal conversation) Me: Says something about being hungry

Dad: Hey, want a Snicker bar?

Me: Yes please!

Dad: Me too, that sure sounds good right now.

Me:....

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📅︎ Apr 27 2014
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