A list of puns related to "Vulnerability"
I like them medium rare.
Because he sleeps in his crib tonight
The hospice nurse was asking mandatory questions of my Father-in-Law, terminal with cancer:
Nurse: Were you ever sexually abused as a child?
Father-in-Law: No, I was neglected.
Nurse: (surprised) Neglected?
Father-in-Law: No one ever loved me enough to give me any sexual abuse.
It's possible to laugh and cry at the same time. My Father-in-Law was legendary and laughed even in the face of death.
Vulner.
the vulnerabilities are a real cache-22
My father has learned to do this whenever I am most vulnerable and unsuspecting and he usually gets me, but here's how it goes
(normal conversation) Me: Says something about being hungry
Dad: Hey, want a Snicker bar?
Me: Yes please!
Dad: Me too, that sure sounds good right now.
Me:....
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