What do you call the security in a Samsung Store?
Who'd want to be Trump's security guard ?
you shout "Donald, Duck" & everybody would just laugh
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
Graveyards have loads of security...
People are dying to get in!
What do dentists and security guards have in common?
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was REALLY good at it...
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
Seeing Airport Security confiscate all of my smuggled sausages out of my luggage...
...Really was the Wurst Case Scenario
What do you call security guards who guard Samsung stores.
Guardians of the Galaxies
A guy was stopped by security
Sir this is a private subdivision.
I'm just passing through.
What's that in the bag?
Oh, these are bonsia plants.
What's a bonsai plant?
They're small trees. See?
Sorry, I can't let you through.
NO TREES PASSING.
The Social Security Administration
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
What do you call a security guard at a swimming pool?
Why did I apply to security
To take away my insecurities
Hey Kids, wanta hear a dadjoke about Social Security?
Ah, nevermind, you probably won't get it anyways?
What did the kindergarten teacher say to the kindergarten security guard?
You can watch the kids, but don't Overwatch them.
That's just creepy...
What’s a mummy’s favorite type of investment security?
My boss told me as a security guard its my job to watch the office.
I am on season 6 so far, but not sure what it has got to do with security.
They’ve upgraded the security to hall monitors
Security professionals advise to never use ‘beef stew’ as a password
What do you call a security guard for a trampoline?
A guy with flame tattoo sleeves walks into a building. Security stops him and says,
There are no firearms allowed in this building.
I was recently promoted on the supermarket security team to look out for people taking 11 items through the "10 items or less" checkout...
I am now a counter-terrorism officer.
I always have heavy security at my far-left political rallies...
No one should ever have unprotected sects.
I had a job selling Front Door Security devices...
but I got fired because I’m not really a PEEPHOLE person.
My neighbor sells home security systems, he's pretty good at it too.
If nobody's home, he just leaves a brochure on the kitchen table
I almost brought a screwdriver to the football game, but was stopped by security
They said that match-fixing isn't allowed.
I have two dogs, Security & Shin...
... they’re my guard dogs 🐕
I work in security, and i want to get a pumpkin for my desk
It shall be a security gourd
I met the world’s greatest security guard the other day. When I asked him the secret, he said it was all in his name.
What do you call a Samsung store’s security guard
A guardian of the Galaxy
Okay so recently I sued a airport about luggage security
Did you hear about the Goth computer security specialist?
He was hackin' in a coffin.
I called my boss to tell her I couldn’t get the security system to arm as I locked up the office tonight
What do you call the security outside of a SAMSUNG store?
What do you call Security at Samsung?
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call Samsung’s security team?
Do you know what they call the security guards at Samsung?
My boss told me as a security guard its my job to watch the office
I'm on season 6 so far, but not sure what its got to do with security.
What do you call a security guard at a samsung store
What do you call the security at a Samsung factory.
What do you call the security guards at the Samsung store?
What does Trump's security tell him when he is attacked?
What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?
What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?
>!Guardians of the Galaxy.!<