Student: When a horse jumps over defense, defeat goes before detail.
I’ve had a lot on my plate recently
They were taught Kung Flu.
Convict: Well if u r what you eat, I'm an innocent man.
(Credit to my man Bryce)
So they don't get assaulted.
Personally, I think it’s nuts
To 45 it
Life in General
...it was purr-chased
A martial artist!
Says he was framed.
I wouldn’t recommend anyone attack me in slow motion now…
Now that's offensive.
As mentioned on /r/funny, it's a shame we don't know the actual joke used here.
He was just doing asbestos he could!
Let us spray.
After all, they're sub-optimal.
Sikh and destroy
I guess you could say he's my son in law...
If I were to easily kill a fellow with a drinking tube.
My self defense plea would be a straw man argument.
Cause the ball keeps going over de'fence'