What do you call a worker bee who stings you to protect the hive?

A Kamikazbee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_a_dum_bum
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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A pun for my final protect title

Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impasta1212
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What kind of guard only protects plants?

A gardener.

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Who does Thor trust to protect his back against the Frost Giants?

Asgardians

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigfootNick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What do you call the female herd dog who protects the sheep from wolves?

A baaaaad bitch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StringTraveler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"

"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Today, my friend asked me β€œwho is going to protect us from COVID?”

I said β€œyes they are.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warmLuke0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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How did the Italian Dessert Chef protect her small horse from COVID?

She'd Mascarpone.

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Son:What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?

Dad:Their effort goes in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi_akshat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Protect against computer viruses imgur.com/PRCa2oS
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshTay
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Why did my daughter think my two sisters would protect her from coronavirus?

Because now she had aunty bodies around her.

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What's the best way to protect yourself from a group of angry clowns?

Go for the juggler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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A king was looking to protect his secret maze...

...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.

For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.

He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.

When the king learned of this, he was very angry.

"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.

The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmecau
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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If, above all, I protect my own ass first, does that make me.. Asgardian?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_is_good
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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I knew a guy who wore a hat with an extra long bill. He said it was to protect his nose from the sun. I asked him why is that?

He said....

No one likes a brown nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Protect your family and loved ones from the Coronavirus.

Switch to Heineken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NissanSkylineGT-R
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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So there are three female wizards assigned to protect three Rolex time pieces. My only question?

Which witch would watch which watch?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JHPSwitzer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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How do you protect a castle made of cheese?

You build a moatzerella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickWilde992
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Protect your bagels.

Put lox on them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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True story only the names have been changed to protect the sassy 3yo.

Miss3: mummy I want shake shake song (Taylor Swift - shake it off.

Mummy: and mummy wants her breakfast first miss3.

Miss3: and I want a million dollars mummy.

Cheeky little madam!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DannyGere
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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Gotta protect against all those wool shoe haters out there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeGreenThumb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I built some armor to protect me from these dad jokes.

Its impunitrable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HermansWerman
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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After being warned to protect my new phone, I finally got my protection in the mail today. They sent me one meant for a teen girl with bieber on it. I still will use it until i can replace it to protect my phone.

Just in: Case; Justin case. Just Encase, just in case.

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How do detectives protect their homes from robberies at night

Sherlock the doors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthPhl
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Have you heard about the groups of feline warriors that protects the immune system?

They call themselves the gang-lions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TacoNumeroJuan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Made some armor to protect myself against pesky birds.

It's impeccable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poohonhead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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The whole family got new phones. All of us bought Otter Boxes to protect our investment, except my teenage daughter who got a Hello Kitty cover with no screen protector.

It was a worst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acemask
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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What kind of tree protects the Native American Hogwarts?

A wampum Willow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goat_chortle
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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