Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?
A baaaaad bitch
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
I said “yes they are.”
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
Because now she had aunty bodies around her.
Go for the juggler.
...so he called in his court wizard to devise a means of defense. The wizard set to work at once. First, he wove a net, tightly so that nothing could escape. Then he traveled to the nearby lake.
For three days, he went to the edge of a dock, and cast his net into the water. Each time, he collected many small fish, until he had gathered thousands.
He then took the fish to his study, and carefully processed them, crushing them into a sticky paste. Warming the paste, he began to lather it across the walls of the maze.
When the king learned of this, he was very angry.
"How dare you cover my walls with fish paste!" he said.
The wizard replied, "But sire, everyone knows to protect a labyrinth, one must use a minnow tar."
No one likes a brown nose.
Switch to Heineken.
Which witch would watch which watch?
You build a moatzerella.
Miss3: mummy I want shake shake song (Taylor Swift - shake it off.
Mummy: and mummy wants her breakfast first miss3.
Miss3: and I want a million dollars mummy.
Cheeky little madam!
Just in: Case; Justin case. Just Encase, just in case.
Sherlock the doors
They call themselves the gang-lions.
It was a worst case scenario.