Never make love to a thin piece of wood without using protection.
If you forget, you might get a veneereal disease.
What do whales carry for protection?
I’ve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
I can't believe that somebody stole my protections spells.
Why should you always use hearing protection?
Because otherwise you need hearing aids
If you don't use protection...
.....cheesy pick up lines will become dad jokes.
What can a hip hop battle rapper use for protection against the harshest rhymes?
Did you know Apple used to sell phone protection with the phone?
Well, not anymore but that used to be the case
Why should you always use protection when having sex at sea?
So you don't get mermaids.
What do you get when you cross an Austrian city with cyber protection software?
Not using protection was a big missed steak.
LPT: Always wear hearing protection when you go to loud concerts.
Did you hear about the Boston Dynamics home-protection robot that failed to stop intruders due to faulty shoulder bolts?
After being warned to protect my new phone, I finally got my protection in the mail today. They sent me one meant for a teen girl with bieber on it. I still will use it until i can replace it to protect my phone.
Just in: Case; Justin case. Just Encase, just in case.
TIFU by sleeping with my chemistry professor without protection.
Good thing she’s Boron so I couldn’t get her pregnant.
I wasn't wearing hearing protection when the atom bomb went off.
Now I am become deaf, destroyer of worlds.
Joke about protection
If you think about it, condoms are just meat shields
what does the black panther use for protection
What is it called when your lack of protection causes ornaments to break in their boxes?
My bird protection agency:
when a dog barks loudly to keep intruders away from the house, it is creating a protection racket
think about that. your dog is the mafia now
Crime is getting worse where I live, so my dad decided to give me some protection and boxed up his trusty 9mm, a big and a small clip and a bunch of shells for me! [Xpost /r/funny]
https://imgur.com/2ylrnpK
Did you hear about The Pirate Bay’s new privacy protection?
They are GDPARRRRR! Compliant.
What did the fire protection equipment say to the fire fighter?
"No guarantees, but I'll do asbestos I can."
They say that getting married as a women is like being put on a witness protection programme
The bride gets a new name and a dress.
Remember to play safe and always use ear protection!
You don't want to get hearing aids.
The salesman at the store tried to get me to buy protection for my phone
I thought they made a pretty good case...
Always use Protection
Because amateur tection never gets the job done right
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