My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support Trump.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I went to the first meeting of my premature ejaculatorβs support group this morning..
Turns out itβs tomorrow.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Need to ask somebody to support you?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
We got a new air mattress but it was too lumpy. We called customer support, very angry, demanding our money back!
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Mac now supports Windows
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Yes! I support nouns
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︎ Dec 22 2020
The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds...
...they will be subma-weiners.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Algebra teachers support change in the world...
Because they love radicals.
(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Where do people attend support groups for arachnophobes?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I've been trying to come up with a clever name for an amputee support group.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Why did the city support the music hall being repurposed as a shopping mall?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I support free speech
Nobody should have to pay to talk.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Show support for his hard work
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Support your farmers
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︎ Jul 28 2020
How will he support his 3mm family?
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︎ Dec 25 2019
"We're here to offer support, not to grill you," they said at my review meeting.
"Like a bra, not a braai"
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Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.
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Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans
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︎ Sep 02 2020
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they donβt have to be put down.
He hasnβt responded yet, but when he does Iβll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Why would Karl Marx support closing schools because of COVID-19?
We'd finally live in a classless society.
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My horse never supports anything I want to do.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Why are the members of the Titanic survivorsβ support group so close?
Everyone was in same boat.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
What animal do French women wear to give them support?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
The true support that Windows needed...
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Has anyone asked IT for support?
They deal with viruses all the time!
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︎ Mar 20 2020
If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.
It's the only way to parrot.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Why did the blind German mistakenly support Hitler?
He thought he was a fellow member of the Not See Party.
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︎ May 21 2020
What did I say when my son tried to unplug my life support to plug in the vacuum cleaner?
Don't do that I'll dyson!
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︎ May 21 2020
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Dad, which state supports baking as a family activity?
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︎ May 10 2020
I absolutely support any scientific effort to create an invisibility cloak.
I just want to make myself clear.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
I was having trouble with my computer, so I contacted IT support. The man said, 'Have you tried disabling cookies?'
I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'
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︎ Dec 26 2019
Why did the electrician support LGBTQ people a lot?
Because he had a lot of trans sisters
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Tesla just started production of medical gear to support hospital workers...
The Elon Mask is their first product.
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︎ Mar 22 2020
My daughter was getting older and needed a new support group...
So my wife helped her be fitted for some very nice bras.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Why did the Magic 8-ball call tech support?
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︎ Mar 15 2020
Halloween Support Group
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︎ Oct 18 2018
I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.
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︎ Feb 28 2020
Mac now supports Windows
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︎ Jul 28 2019
A spider called a tech support office
He needed help connecting to the web
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Tech support
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︎ Oct 01 2019
I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns.
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︎ Jul 12 2018
At last I found some concrete IT support
https://i.imgur.com/xKsNWyA.png
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︎ Oct 07 2019
I am unable to support the "fat-acceptance" movement
Because they're too heavy
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︎ Sep 09 2019
This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculatorsβ support group
But it turns out that itβs tomorrow
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.
He hasnβt responded yet, but when he does Iβll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I went to my premature ejaculation support group today...
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︎ May 06 2020
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