It will be on Paperview.
I'm glad they are giving him the support he kneeds.
In a quote she said "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".
I guess you could say I'm going to be a Corona Extra.
He's my mast-cot.
Me: That’s a great head you have there, Well done!
I said okay... Bi den.
Krav MAGA.
Turns out it’s tomorrow.
Just a heads up.
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
New Roman.”
...they will be subma-weiners.
(Lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion.)"
God dammit, dad.
Because they love radicals.
(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)
They make the Yuletide gay.
Youmightsaythereisnospacebar.
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They want to make America grate again.
It’s where I learned you can tie the knot in different ways
Well Bi-den
On the web
I told them “Bi-den”.
Sounds strange, Dozen tit?
But so far, I'm stumped.
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
Harmonic Re-zone-ance
The head veterinarian at a zoo noticed something alarming in a patient’s record. A monkey that had been a healthy weight at its last checkup was now recorded as being only half that.
Fearing for the monkey’s health, he went and saw it, expecting it to be sickly and skeletal. However, the monkey seemed totally normal. Confused told his staff to weigh the monkey again.
They did, but the number they reported was still astonishingly low. Sure it was a mistake, he went to weigh the monkey for himself. But when he put the monkey on the scale, it showed a number that was still far too low, and couldn’t possibly be right.
After a moment he spotted the problem: behind the scale was a grab bar on the wall, and the monkey had stealthily grabbed it with its tail, and was supporting some of its weight off the scale that way.
So the monkey's weight was fine, they just weren't paying attention to de tail.
“We gotta start getting some support around here or people are gonna think we’re nuts”
Then Soviet
... I never knew my real ladder.
The Prince of the vultures had always been a rebel, but he surprised everyone when he announced he was going to be a vegetarian. And nobody expected this to divide the vulture kingdom, with nearly half the vultures supporting the Prince's choice. Tempers flared, and civil war was brewing when the Prince burst into the King's chambers.
"Father," he cried, "I never meant to cause this. I'll do anything you say to reunite the kingdom. Please, Father, what should I eat?"
The King set a plate of roadkill in front of the Prince, and said "Carrion, my wayward son. There'll be peace when you are done."
Nobody should have to pay to talk.
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Because they have no Seoul.
Edit: Thanks for the support and for my first award everyone! I can’t take credit for the joke itself as a friend who passed a number of years made it up in high school, but I’m sure he’d be ecstatic to see the number of updoots and laughter it’s brought.
"Like a bra, not a braai"
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Based on true events. I had to stop myself from blurting that out.
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Thanks to u/rumbustiousben for reminding me that not everyone knows what a braai is - it's a barbecue in Afrikaans and commonly used as part of English by South Africans
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
I could always count on them.
And my arms for being by my side for all these years.
But it turns out that it’s tomorrow
