I'd like to take this moment and say I endorse podiums.

That's a product I can stand behind!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotellitrivago
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Julie Andrews will not endorse that popular vibrant shade of lipstick. She says it breaks too easily and gives her bad breath. Her official statement on this........

The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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The perfect name for cheesy pasta endorsed by Ed Gein?

Macaroni and Cheeks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnapshotHeadache
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Mike Pence once endorsed the same thing 12 times.

He was accused of shilling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thiagovscoelho
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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Olympic swimming endorsements

Seen on Twitter:

It's ironic for Ryan Lochte to lose a Speedo endorsement over an inadequate coverup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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Why can't you sign a check outside?

Because you have to endorse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shercroft
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Matthew McConaughey would almost certainly win if he ran for president.

It would be hard to beat the first candidate to get an endorsement from Lincoln.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anoopmeef
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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My Dad's special occasion joke.

Whilst I really enjoy Dad jokes (why else would I be subscribed here) I cannot endorse this one at all, but every year or two Dad will break this one out at family gatherings, weddings and funerals.

A man was recently fired from his job and needed somewhere to make some money. Fortunately a circus was in town, so he went along to see if they had any vacancies.

When he walked onto the site he saw the main tent and walked in. The ringmaster came up to him and asked what he wanted.

"Can I have a job please?" said the man.

"Well what can you do?" replied the ringmaster.

The man thought about it for a bit before he knew what he was going to do. When it came to him he didn't say another word, but he brought his arms in like this (Dad proceeds to demonstrate by bringing his hand up to his armpits making wings) and started to flap his arms (Oh look, Dad's flapping his arms too).

Not much was happening at first, but slowly you could see his feet rise, ever so slowly off the ground. Eventually the man is a few meters off the ground, flapping his arms, but that's just the beginning.

He then flies to the top of the tent and starts speeding up, flying laps around the tent. He's showing off now, doing loop de loops and diving down. Eventually he feels he's shown his worth and lowers himself down to the ground.

He looks at the ringmaster and says "Well, what do you think?"

The ringmaster looks back and says "Is that all you can do?" (Long pause) "Bird Impressions?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barabajagala
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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I endorse podiums.

That’s a product I can stand behind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a-real-jerk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I endorse podiums!

Now that’s a product I can stand behind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MNMKandyKane
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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If I was a celebrity, I would be happy to endorse podiums.

It’s a product I can stand behind,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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