Who does Apple call on to provide testimony in court?

An iWitness

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JackoMabreda
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Why did the judge allow the proctologistโ€™s testimony?

It was probative

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/closet_transformer
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 01 2019
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Why was horse declared as innocent by the judge?

Because he de-neigh-ed everything.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ViShAl2212
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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A collector of Feline pokรฉmons was brought to the court..

He was charged with attempted robbery. Before giving out the sentence, the judge gave him an opportunity to present his case before the jury.

After his testimony the jury decided to give him minimal punishment, they all understood...

...that he had a lot of meowths to feed.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hippity-potato
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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