I noticed that Marvel aren't going very much promotion for their new upcoming tv series...

They want to keep it low key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andstep234
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Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TyYourNewBFF
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My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I don’t know much about the Army,

...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
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I walked into my boss' office to tell him I'd like to be considered for a promotion.

I sat in the chair and said, "Boss, I want a higher position."

"Well, if you push that lever," he said, pointing by my legs, "the chair will go up."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
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Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.

Gator-aid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkbuster_G
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
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I got a promotion at the crematorium.

My boss told me I urned it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgejano11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Why did the sporting goods employee get denied a promotion?

He sold himself shorts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brewthumb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14
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Sorry for self promotion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2JZ_LUV
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pellersheila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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Shameless self-promotion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdenSteden22
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on

They allow you to take-one-dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t3hl34d3r
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.

I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatLikeGaming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Somebody give a promotion to the person writing these descriptions.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomHopeless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I was all set to celebrate my promotion at work when my son came home and said he was voted king of his class...

He really reigned on my parade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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I got a promotion at the ladder company

You could say I’m stepping up in the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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A French guy was telling his American friend how he just had got a promotion...

"Nice" - the American guy said. Then the French guy replied:

"What does my hometown has to do with it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gigadude17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I got a big promotion! I'm now the Electronic Innovation and Entertainment Information Officer for Elderly McDonald's Agricultural Enterprises.

I can't wait to put E.I.E.I.O. on my resume!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nesogra
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why did the milk bottle get a promotion?

Because it was a liter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_crassicornis
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Our neighborhood roofing business is having a great promotion right now.

If you buy a roof, it’s on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I just got a promotion as Director at the Old MacDonald farm.

I'm the CIEIO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tobias_drundridge
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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A colon got a promotion at work.

They call him the ascending colon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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To attract new visitors, the Museum of Natural History ran a promotion where they gave away actual dinosaur vertebrae from their collection.

Everyone was taken aback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_grand
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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Did you hear about the monkey's promotion?

He's the new branch manager

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylanthomas29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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My friend just got a huge promotion at the pickle factory...

Turns out, he's a pretty big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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I'm happy I'm getting a promotion at work, but sad I'm going to have to shave my beard.

It really grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mad_Hatter_Bot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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Today I got my dad and a job promotion.

>Me: Dad, I just got a new job and the only applicants were me, myself, and I.

>Dad: So you were the best candidate.

>Me: Well no, Me and Myself declined the job, so of course I took it.

I am to young to be a dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krustic13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2015
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Why was the scarecrow given a promotion?

Because he was out-standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AchWho
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matdave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadDentalWork
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatfletch
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MARKHENRY88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBlue08
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viking2fi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Cause he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilverWaters793
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got a promotion?

He was out standing in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talldean
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clarke_CD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chipkoekjes
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huntegowk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwilson1410
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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I got a promotion at the farm

I'm the new CIEIO

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Why did the cow get a promotion?

Why did the cow get a promotion?

She was outstanding in her field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DonkeyKwong7
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2014
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoHerd43
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion at work?

He was out standing in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mozes57
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2013
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

He was out standing in his field.

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