Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
I met a real nice vendor at a farmer's market, he was promoting this.
An online community promoting men's sexual health called, "testismonials"
I have a buddy who was recently hit by a bus, while promoting pedestrian safety.The surgeons had to replace all the joints in his left leg with metal.
I think it's safe to say he can appreciate the iron knee
If there was a city of nothing but hip hop artists where all of the residents were informal or unconventional, promoting new age ideals...
it would be a bohemian rap city.
Why was the scarecrow promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...
...lately, he's been feeling down.
What is is best soda for a 8-bit protagonist to promote?
Why did the scarecrow get the job promotion?
He was outstanding in his field.
My wife was a captain in the Army Reserve. She told me she had a promotion and asked me to attend the ceremony. I don’t know much about the Army,
...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.
My friend got promoted to supervisor at his job...
I walked into my boss' office to tell him I'd like to be considered for a promotion.
I sat in the chair and said, "Boss, I want a higher position."
"Well, if you push that lever," he said, pointing by my legs, "the chair will go up."
Gatorade should run some kind of charity promotion where they raise funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.
How do Mexicans decide who gets promoted?
Why did the sporting goods employee get denied a promotion?
I got a promotion at the crematorium.
My boss told me I urned it.
I got promoted at my job and my new office is up in a tree house.
Sorry for self promotion.
Four Seasons Total Lawn Care created some good ones after the bizarre press conference Saturday such as "Lawn and Order" and "Make America Rake Again" - I don't see them using this one on their promotional materials though:
They sure do know how to promote lol
They sure do know how to promote lol
What do Abraham Lincoln biographies and Instagram promoters have in common?
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
My local bakery has a martial arts promotion going on
They allow you to take-one-dough.
I recently joined the Popcorn Army.
I've already been promoted to Kernel.
Director!
My friend was promoted to a Director the other day. I congratulated him and asked if it felt more like Spielberg or Fury. I said Fury is the one I’d pick.
what’s the worst thing about a job at a shooting range?
if you’re promoted, you’ll still be fired.
I just got promoted to general manager at the aquarium!
I'm going to have a corner offish and everything!
What do you say to a woman who has given birth to members of the military?
Thank you for your cervix.
I was recently promoted on the supermarket security team to look out for people taking 11 items through the "10 items or less" checkout...
I am now a counter-terrorism officer.
A couple days ago I went for a walk beside a pasture and seen a lone cow when I went again today he wasn't there
I guess he got a promotion for being the only one outstanding in his field
What’s the difference between 2016-2020 America and a set of braces?
There is none, they both promote being white and straight
I may get fired or promoted... not sure...
My boss was complaining she really needed a nap. I told her she should just go take one.
Boss "Oh yeah cause taking a nap right now would be so easy."
Me "Its so easy you can do it with your eyes closed..."
Cue her rolling her eyes and shaking her head. My director peaked his head out and nodded approvingly though. Respect.
My buddy Jesus got promoted to a supervisory position and I got to choose the music for his promotion party.
I went with "Your Own Personnel Jesus"
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
How did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
Did you hear about the scarecrow who got promoted?
He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was out standing in his field.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field......
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field!
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