How does a bee annoy its queen?

By misbeehaving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xInferred
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What prehistoric animal was the queen of disco?

Dianasaurus Ross

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geaux
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Roses are red the queen wears a crown

Never gonna give up never gonna let you down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
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Ah finally. Da Queen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
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Why does no one react when the Queen farts?

Because it’s a Noble Gas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Farty-McMarty
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If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.

Noble gases have no reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What's the secret of the Queen's long life?

Immortali-tea

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The queen liked my girlfriend so much, she immediately made her an honorary member of the royal family...

She was really empressed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian πŸ˜‚πŸβ€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ€πŸ’—
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxCandy_floofxx
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The Queen Mary & The Queen Elizabeth 2

Since you guys like one liners, I thought you’d live two liners.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devoutsalsa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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The Queen is immortal, it's not a joke

Coz a pawn would just go to the end of Britain and respawn as the Queen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gandhitaher27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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I decided I want to do some more exercise after listening to Queen.

I want to ride my bicycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishblackfish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Season 2 of the Queen’s Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.

The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate

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When REM met The Queen, she held up a stamped envelope and then said...

"That's me in the corner."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What did the Queen Bee say to the worker bees who were fighting?

She asked them to bee-hive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
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In a beehive, after the queen bee gives birth to the little baby bees, which bees are responsible for feeding the babies?

The... BooBees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Soter_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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What did the man say to the Queen when she had allergies?

Bless you your sinus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikecrash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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I once saw a guy playing Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo.

It was Abbariginal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/durangozac
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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what do you call a stoner queen?

a hempress

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katomatic22
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?

How dairy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.

It was Sir Eel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I got fired from my job at Dairy Queen

Because I refused to work on sundaes

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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I broke two queen CDs earlier...

...now i want to break free

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superdolmiosauce
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?

For a crown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Why is a queen's staff called a septer?

Because everyone in the empire works.. 'cept her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epic_Mustache
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I listened to Queen albums for 12 hours in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Canada has a queen and a prime minister. Don't believe me?

It's true though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lenarizan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.

She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatJava
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic

Her name would be " El Lizabeth "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Did you hear about the queen who wasn’t sure how long she had ruled for?

She took a reign check.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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It’s like Queen without Freddie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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The evil queens mirror as been stolen.

Police are looking in to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?

She keeps all her pounds in the bank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What does the queen do before a night out?

Ensure her legs are queen shaven...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrgns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?

The Royaltea

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Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.

Nevertiti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.

He is Sirloin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoVeryKerry
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.

After all, queenliness is next to godliness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScravoNavarre
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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A queen heard thunder and asked one of her servants what was that sound?

The servant said lightning McQueen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1273_time
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I met a drag queen from the Greater Manchester area

He had a Wigan address

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joefife
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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At an auction, I bought an old Nintendo game originally used by Queen Elizabeth.

Now I know how to properly use the royal wii.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases have no reaction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are expected to pretend as if nothing happened.

Noble gases have no reaction.

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