Which Disney princess spends most of her day on dating apps?
They call me Princess Consuela.....
Princess Jasmine's father said she had to get married by 16....
I find this very insultan
Why was the character from Adventure Time called Flame Princess and not...
How do you call a princess who leaves you on read?
My friend asked me if Princess Bride jokes are still a thing
I said, “they’re mostly dead”
Have you guys seen the Disney movie about the dancing ghost princess?
It's called polka-haunt-us
What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?
Why princess ariel didn't finish high school?
Because her grades were always under the C.
Did you hear disney is announcing a new princess?
Mozzarella, she's italian
What Disney princess loves dad jokes?
What was Princess Leia's LEAST favorite programming language?
How did Princess Elsa overcome her fear of horses?
The colt never bothered her anyway
Your boyfriend calls you princess but leaves you on seen. You're SEENdarella
Why was Chewbacca suspicous when he hugged Princess Leya?
Because she was "Luke" warm
While having dinner last night, my daughter looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" Proudly, I replied, "Yes, my little princess, yes I am!"
She continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
What do you call a fish that’s now a Disney Princess?
If the actress who played Padme Amidala wore an outfit that showed a crease at her crotch it would be a Natalie Portmanteau
I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia
Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader
Disney is making a movie about a Spanish princess who lives in the future.
What do you call an American Indian princess who gets in trouble?
Disney came up with a Beauty & The Beast remake, but didn't include a princess.
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
Which Disney princess liked puns the most?
why did princess jasmine break up with aladdin?
Because the things he said weren’t aladdin up
I hear there's a fairy tale princess who actually knows quite a few dad jokes.
What do you call a princess who just turned eighteen?
Why didn't Princess Leia have a boyfriend?
She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
Most of my friends find Princess Leia really attractive, but I don’t get it.
For me, she ticks Alderaan boxes.
Where do Princess Leia and Anakin go shopping?
The Darth Mall
*One of my 6 year olds at my work told me this one. Gave me a little chuckle.
Which disney princess is the pun god
Who is a farmer’s favorite Disney princess?
Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule?
Because she's really Sheik.
What did Mario say when he broke up with princess peach?
The couple from Princess Bride can’t have kids
What kind of chair does Princess Peach like to sit on?
What do you call a Disney princess that repeats word play jokes
Why did Han Solo wait to ask Princess Leia to marry him ?
He didn’t want to force it
Who's the funniest Disney princess?
My kids wanted to wear their princess dresses to a Disneyworld park, but didn't know which park would be best...
... I told them Epcot, so they would wear their dresses to the ball.
Princess Leia: For the last time, Han
We are not naming our son Guitar Solo.
What did Princess Peach say to Toad?
What do you call a princess who leaves you on read?
What are you when your boyfriend calls you his princess and leaves you on seen
If Ariel is a princess...
Is she the princess of whales?
Whos the princess of puns?