They are both crowning achievements.
Coronation Day
It’s a pretty big undertaking
"in vivo lost vagus"
It's because of all of the coroners.
Because he didn’t have any coronation.
There once was a greedy ore mining magnate who wished that everything he touched would turn into iron. He was careful to always wear gloves except when making huge loads of ore, except for one day when a mosquito landed on his knee. Not thinking, the magnate slapped his leg with his exposed hand. His knee immediately became metallic and the sudden change to his blood pressure caused almost instantaneous death.
Later in the morgue the Coroner noted that it was a classic example of situational iron knee.
Will there be a coronation?
We don’t want an entire coronation.
>!They had coroner-virus.
They call it 'coroner virus.'
They give you the coroner office.
The Coroner Store
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
So they had to cut coroners.
🎶 That's me and the coroner 🎶
Yeah, it's over there - in the coroner
Stop! We have you coroner’ed!
It's a dead giveaway.
and the company refused to refund my purchase because it had already been de-livered.
Detective: Are you positive?
Coroner: It’s difficult with all the dead bodies around, but I’m hanging in there.
A street coroner!
Apparently a Dodge Caravan lost it's radio antenna on the highway and it killed a motorcycle rider.
The police coroner called it "Van Aerial disease"
Edit: I know I butchered the joke. Some 75 year old guy told it to me yesterday, but I forgot to write it down how he said it.
There was this guy with no arms who lived in the bell tower of some church in Europe. Since he had no arms, he rang the bells by slamming his head against them.
One day, he fell out of the tower and died. The police wanted to notify the next of kin. The coroner looked at the man and said "I don't know his name, but his face sure rings a bell."
A few weeks later, the man's twin brother came to take over the bellman job. On his first day, he too fell from the tower and died.
Again, the police wanted to notify the next of kin. The coroner looked at the man and said "I don't know his name, but he's a dead ringer for his brother."
B♭ was found dead after the C Major party. The massive amount of drugs in its system led the coroner to list it as an accidental overdose.
So he cadaver all to himself.
Because nobody puts baby in a coroner.
I went out to eat with a friend and his family
Friend's mom: "That guy over there is the local coroner. I sometimes have conversations with him."
Me: "What's it like to talk to a coroner? I can image the conversations to be rather dead."
The other day we were watching a baseball game he got called in to work. He stood up and said "well, I've got to go. Some people are just dying to see me."
That's me and the coroner.
