Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
Who built the round table for King Arthur?
Sofa King Silly. 🤷🏼♂️ (OC)
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?
What's the Lion King's favorite month?
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
Why was the discovery of King Tut thought to be a secret?
Because he was kept under wraps...
What’s the prequel to Steven King’s “It”?
Anyone hear the theory that mufasa from the lion king is really a cow?
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
What is Good King Wenceslas’s favourite type of pizza?
Ozymandias, king of kings, had a very capable army of snakes.
He is best known for the quote:
“Look on my worms, ye Mighty, and despair!”
What did king Arthur say to sir Lancelot?
What does Larry King call the War of 1812?
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
What do you call the King of herbs?
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What do you call a Burger King hamburger?
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
What's a King's favorite beverage?
Who tucked King Tut to sleep?
Why is the king only one foot tall?
Honey did Stephen King make you?
Why?
Cause you're Shining.
What would you call the King of the trees during the dinosaur era?
What did the king of breadland say to his servant who upset him?
I loaf you will all my anger
How come no one at the kings table laughed when he farted?
Because noble gases don't cause reaction
What did the pin say to the baloon? I am the king of pop
The hippopotamus is the true king of the jungle
That's why they call it "hippocracy".
Where do kings keep their armies?
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
.. because he was a ruler
Who built King Arthur's round table?
I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
At my book club, I was wondering why they were throwing Stephan King books at me.
The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
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