Sultan Puns

A list of puns related to "Sultan"

When a woman marries a sultan, she becomes a sultana

Of course, she has to date him first.

(courtesy of my daughter) #proudfathermomemt

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Mar 15 2020
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Why was Emperor Akbar rejected from Hogwarts?

Because he was a Muggle Sultan.

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👤︎ u/Allgen
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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What do you call an arabic prince who's a Dire Straits fan?

the sultans offspring

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👤︎ u/St_Addi
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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What do you get when the Energizer Bunny takes power in Turkey?

A Sultan Battery

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👤︎ u/darknight2018
📅︎ Dec 04 2015
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