Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
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Prince Phillip is standing next to DMX in line for St. Peter, he's says "50?"
DMX respond "naw dawg that's a different rapper"
What did Cinderella say when she found out Prince Charming had erectile dysfunction?
Someday my prince will cum.
I got a letter from a Nigerian prince trying to extort money off me
It was a black male blackmail mail
It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said “now you’re really the half-blood prince”.
Because he only had half his blood left
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.
But have you heard about his father who was Joking.
Please vote here: When a prince ties fabric around his neck, is it a scarf, cravat or an ascot?
Voting has ended. It's a tie.
What's the plural of Prince?
What kind of bed does the Prince of Whales sleep on?
What do you call a Prince Albert in the US?
One time I paid $20 to see Prince in concert
but I partied like it's $19.99.
The coronavirus will probably be the closest thing to a crown that Prince Charles will ever get.
Prince Charles got the COVID-19
PRINCE: “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!”
RAPUNZEL: (to hair) “You’re really sweet, but I think we should just be friends.”
The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...
I once tried to hire a Prince impersonator for a Party...
... What do you know. It's not that Symbol.
What did Prince Harry give Meghan Markle for their wedding?
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
I married the prince...
I went online and saw that a nigerian princess wanted to send me millions of dollars. However, I had to send $100 for handling fees on the check. However, I wanted confirmation. So I had her send me a picture. She did. Now, a princess needs a prince right? So I went online and found a picture of an eligible bachelor prince. Some guy from Jordan. I then took the two images, placed them side by side, and had some photoshopped ceremonial garb.
In otherwords, I married the prints. Of course, I took pictures of the happy event and sent them to the "princess" with the caption "I already married the prints." The scammer didn't reply unfortunately.
How does Prince Harry's brother make his sandwiches?
Where did Prince Charles spend his first honeymoon?
Prince Charles was mistaken for a collection of orca paintings.
He is the prints of whales.
I found Prince Albert in a can
"Hey, I bought a Prince CD for just under 20 dollars."
"Lets party like its $19.99!"
Why didn’t Queen Elizabeth take a shower before attending Prince Harry’s wedding?
Because she was already queen.
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
Why did Prince Charming take the Thanksgiving Turkey to the ball instead of Cinderella?
The turkey was already dressed.
If a King gets a King size mattress and a Queen gets a Queen size mattress, then what does a Prince get?
How do you keep a prince cool?
Did you hear about the Arab prince that left his country?
If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
Whenever it rained in Bel-Air, the Fresh Prince would leave fresh prints.
Once upon a time an evil witch decided to curse a young prince into a bear. The cursed prince sought help from a good wizard, but he refused. Why?
The prince was unbearable.
Why did the Throne suffocate after the prince's death?
Well the prince was "air" to the throne.
TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.
Hu died and made Yu king.
I just bought a Prince album for £30
But tonight I'm gonna party like it's £19.99
I once paid $20 to meet Prince
But I partied like it was $19.99
One night I paid $20 to see Prince.
But I partied like it was $19.99.
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...
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