It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said “now you’re really the half-blood prince”.
Because he only had half his blood left
We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.
But have you heard about his father who was Joking.
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
What's the plural of Prince?
What kind of bed does the Prince of Whales sleep on?
What do you call a Prince Albert in the US?
The coronavirus will probably be the closest thing to a crown that Prince Charles will ever get.
Prince Charles got the COVID-19
The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...
I married the prince...
I went online and saw that a nigerian princess wanted to send me millions of dollars. However, I had to send $100 for handling fees on the check. However, I wanted confirmation. So I had her send me a picture. She did. Now, a princess needs a prince right? So I went online and found a picture of an eligible bachelor prince. Some guy from Jordan. I then took the two images, placed them side by side, and had some photoshopped ceremonial garb.
In otherwords, I married the prints. Of course, I took pictures of the happy event and sent them to the "princess" with the caption "I already married the prints." The scammer didn't reply unfortunately.
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
Why did Prince Charming take the Thanksgiving Turkey to the ball instead of Cinderella?
The turkey was already dressed.
Did you hear about the Arab prince that left his country?
If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
Once upon a time an evil witch decided to curse a young prince into a bear. The cursed prince sought help from a good wizard, but he refused. Why?
The prince was unbearable.
Whenever it rained in Bel-Air, the Fresh Prince would leave fresh prints.
Why did the Throne suffocate after the prince's death?
Well the prince was "air" to the throne.
TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.
Hu died and made Yu king.
At the end of his quest the prince realized he should never have eaten that mushroom.
That is the morel of this story.
Why did the Egyptian prince love the elephant?
Because they had a toot in common
In 1948, Elizabeth (the future queen) became pregnant with her first child (now Prince Charles). How did her doctor tell her?
"There's something in the heir."
The Queen just announced her favorite Prince song:
Years ago, I was sent to a large stable to fetch the horse belonging to The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. I immediately knew which one it was...
Why was the prince of thieves kicked out of the ghetto?
Because he was robbin' hood.
Did you hear about the prince who got trapped in a giant balloon?
They had to pop it to let the heir out.
What did the Hawaiian Prince say to the Calamari General?
Did your hear about a new device that teaches a prince to rule and also keeps him cool during the summer?
It's called an heir conditioner.
The Fresh Prince had a great dad joke...
Will: Make me a sandwich
Jeffrey puts a slice of bread on Will's head
Jeffrey: There, you're a sandwich.
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...
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