Aristotle Puns

A list of puns related to "Aristotle"

What did Aristotle students ask him at the beggining of his class?

What's the matter today?

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👤︎ u/El_Geygey
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Did you hear about the dinosaur that loved Aristotle and Socrates?

he was a real Philosoraptor

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👤︎ u/BarelyLegalSeagull
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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Friend ate a rhubarb muffin and said it tasted like Play-Doh

I asked if she was sure it didn't taste like Aristotle.

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👤︎ u/ieGod
📅︎ May 31 2016
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Philosophically dad-joked my Mom today

My niece (3) was showing us all of her toys, one of which was toy a cupcake tin. The joking commenced. Mom: Oh wow that's really cool, you could make some neat cupcakes with this.

Me: Yeah its really awesome.

Mom: Just put some play doh (Plato) in here and you're all set.

Me: What if you put some Aristotle in there?

Mom: typical eye roll and mom groan

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👤︎ u/nickiecz
📅︎ May 24 2015
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