It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said β€œnow you’re really the half-blood prince”.

Because he only had half his blood left

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.

But have you heard about his father who was Joking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abvazir
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?

Finger prince.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yellowjenga
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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The fresh prince
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pwwafwl6
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Please vote here: When a prince ties fabric around his neck, is it a scarf, cravat or an ascot?

Voting has ended. It's a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What's the plural of Prince?

No, a prince

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RainforceK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What kind of bed does the Prince of Whales sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fracturedcrayon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What do you call a Prince Albert in the US?

Dick Chainy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlAngel-5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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The coronavirus will probably be the closest thing to a crown that Prince Charles will ever get.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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PRINCE: β€œRapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!”

RAPUNZEL: (to hair) β€œYou’re really sweet, but I think we should just be friends.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Prince Charles got the COVID-19

Finally he got his crown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Usual-Buddy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What did Prince Harry give Meghan Markle for their wedding?

2 crown jewels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HakunaThoseTatas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I once tried to hire a Prince impersonator for a Party...

... What do you know. It's not that Symbol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmore
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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One time I paid $20 to see Prince in concert

but I partied like it's $19.99.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCheshireCody
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...

It was a roil-mess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I married the prince...

I went online and saw that a nigerian princess wanted to send me millions of dollars. However, I had to send $100 for handling fees on the check. However, I wanted confirmation. So I had her send me a picture. She did. Now, a princess needs a prince right? So I went online and found a picture of an eligible bachelor prince. Some guy from Jordan. I then took the two images, placed them side by side, and had some photoshopped ceremonial garb.

In otherwords, I married the prints. Of course, I took pictures of the happy event and sent them to the "princess" with the caption "I already married the prints." The scammer didn't reply unfortunately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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How does Prince Harry's brother make his sandwiches?

With his willy ham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?

She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Where did Prince Charles spend his first honeymoon?

In-diana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Prince Charles was mistaken for a collection of orca paintings.

He is the prints of whales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I found Prince Albert in a can
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beerbrewing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Why didn’t Queen Elizabeth take a shower before attending Prince Harry’s wedding?

Because she was already queen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSocialGadfly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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"Hey, I bought a Prince CD for just under 20 dollars."

"Lets party like its $19.99!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nich_05
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Why did Prince Charming take the Thanksgiving Turkey to the ball instead of Cinderella?

The turkey was already dressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatMetalJesus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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If a King gets a King size mattress and a Queen gets a Queen size mattress, then what does a Prince get?

An heir mattress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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How do you keep a prince cool?

Use an heir conditioner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenLayer5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Did you hear about the Arab prince that left his country?

He emirgrated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abra-Cadabra
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Once upon a time an evil witch decided to curse a young prince into a bear. The cursed prince sought help from a good wizard, but he refused. Why?

The prince was unbearable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keksyz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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Whenever it rained in Bel-Air, the Fresh Prince would leave fresh prints.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevingharvey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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Why did the Throne suffocate after the prince's death?

Well the prince was "air" to the throne.

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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I just bought a Prince album for Β£30

But tonight I'm gonna party like it's Β£19.99

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hairychris88
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.

Hu died and made Yu king.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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At the end of his quest the prince realized he should never have eaten that mushroom.

That is the morel of this story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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A Prince!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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What do you call a stoned prince?

Your highness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olivewitharhyme
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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Very clever of you Prince Edward Island. imgur.com/tRpy578
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overpricefridge
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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Why did the Egyptian prince love the elephant?

Because they had a toot in common

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_giagia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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Why doesn't Diana Prince carry a keyring?

Shes a one-door woman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuttonChopViking
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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I once paid $20 to meet Prince

But I partied like it was $19.99

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tripler42
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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One night I paid $20 to see Prince.

But I partied like it was $19.99.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.

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πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...

But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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