While eating Thai food, my daughter asked β€œWhere is Thailand?”

I said right between winner-land and loser-land

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhoadsscholar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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There are a lot of distraction in Thailand..

Because of Thai-version..

πŸ˜…Don't hate me..πŸ˜…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akulernih
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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There should be a cooking show to find the best chef from Thailand.

Call it ... Thai Masters!

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A few years ago me and my girlfriend were at a popular sunrise view point very high up in a national park in Thailand...

She asked, "is this the highest point in Thailand?"

I replied, "i don't know, it's up there".

The glances exchanged in that moment were some of my fondest memories of that trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryChopper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I was thinking about going on holiday to Thailand

But Phuket, it's too expensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonsarethekey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I've decided to move to Thailand

Phuket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do men in Thailand say when they can’t get girls?

β€œPhuket! I’m just going to Bangkok instead!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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How much does it take to get a clean Prostitute in Thailand ?

A few Baht.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalfFry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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My wife kept trying to convince me we go on a vacation to Thailand

In the end I said Phuket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What do business people wear in Thailand?

Suit & Thai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrayonFox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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How do Japanese call a chicken in Thailand?

Henthai...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagiroth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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Dad joke in Thailand

In the streets of Bangkok, there were motorbikes with carts on the back for tourists to get around the city called tuk-tuks (pronounced "took-took"). When we were looking for a way to get across the city, my dad, without fail, would proudly say, "Let's take-take a tuk-tuk!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McMartian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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Dad joking in Thailand

Went out drinking with some friends last night, after a couple hours I ran out of money and couldn't find an ATM, so one of my friends paid for me to get into the club and bought me a beer.

When I paid him back the next morning, "Hey man, here you go. Thanks for covering my baht last night."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeeah_suree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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An Afghan, an Albanian, an Algerian, ...

an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguans, an Argentine, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian, a Barbudans, a Batswanan, a Belarusian, a Belgian, a Belizean, a Beninese, a Bhutanese, a Bolivian, a Bosnian, a Brazilian, a Brit, a Bruneian, a Bulgarian, a Burkinabe, a Burmese, a Burundian, a Cambodian, a Cameroonian, a Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African, a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot, a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a Dutchman, an East Timorese, an Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an Equatorial Guinean, an Eritrean, an Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian, a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek, a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian, a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian, an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman, an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican, a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian, a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Taiwanese, a Tajik, a Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a Turkish, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a Zambian and a Zimbabwean all go to a nightclub...

The doorman stops the

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainz4Dayz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Where do men in Southeast Asia go to buy neckwear?

Thailand (β€œTie Land”)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21
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I asked a few cannibals where they got their thighs

One of them said "Thailand"

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My friend Ty came in first in the Beijing marathon, but was not given the gold medal.

The Chinese refuse to recognize Ty won.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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What country never wins or loses

Thailand.( Credit to my brothers who dosent use reddit).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragod0005
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Therapy

A psychiatrist asked his patient if he could remember one life changing moment that really stood out from any others.

He replied. "Why yes. I remember it like it was yesterday. I was running down the street with tears flowing from my eyes crying 'Its a boy, its a boy!' I made a concious decision that day to never visit another brothel in Thailand".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hayeshilton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What do you call a ship from Asia?

Thaitanic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuckyPaiizz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn’t been a post all year.

Happy New Years from Bangkok, Thailand!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepobv
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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Where do hair ties come from?

Thailand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amberlieyt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I told my girlfriend we should go travelling...

and we should go to Thailand to explore Bangkok. She said, "nah, Phuket."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisgruntledMoose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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I was making Asian noodles with my girlfriend

and said, "If I had an apartment in Thailand, I'd call it my Pad Thai."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plutoisplanet9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2016
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My buddy and his gf went grocery shopping after getting a thai massage

And they bought a bottle of sriracha sauce. My buddy saw the "made in thailand" thing on the bottle and said "I think the masseuse hypnotized me and made me buy a thai product". To which I replied with "I guess she gave you a subliminal massage".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfusedTapeworm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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