While eating Thai food, my daughter asked β€œWhere is Thailand?”

I said right between winner-land and loser-land

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhoadsscholar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What island in Thailand has the most sick people?

Koh Vinineteen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aderkaperk1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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There are a lot of distraction in Thailand..

Because of Thai-version..

πŸ˜…Don't hate me..πŸ˜…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akulernih
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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There should be a cooking show to find the best chef from Thailand.

Call it ... Thai Masters!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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A few years ago me and my girlfriend were at a popular sunrise view point very high up in a national park in Thailand...

She asked, "is this the highest point in Thailand?"

I replied, "i don't know, it's up there".

The glances exchanged in that moment were some of my fondest memories of that trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryChopper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I was thinking about going on holiday to Thailand

But Phuket, it's too expensive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonsarethekey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I've decided to move to Thailand

Phuket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do men in Thailand say when they can’t get girls?

β€œPhuket! I’m just going to Bangkok instead!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What money do kids in Thailand get?

Phuket money!

P.S.: Got an eye roll and a groan from the wife so I've already got a win!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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How much does it take to get a clean Prostitute in Thailand ?

A few Baht.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalfFry
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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My wife kept trying to convince me we go on a vacation to Thailand

In the end I said Phuket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoMoreDays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What do business people wear in Thailand?

Suit & Thai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrayonFox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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How do Japanese call a chicken in Thailand?

Henthai...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sagiroth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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Dad joke in Thailand

In the streets of Bangkok, there were motorbikes with carts on the back for tourists to get around the city called tuk-tuks (pronounced "took-took"). When we were looking for a way to get across the city, my dad, without fail, would proudly say, "Let's take-take a tuk-tuk!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McMartian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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Finally going to vacation in Thailand...

Its always been on my Phuket list.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amisamiamiam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2015
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Dad joking in Thailand

Went out drinking with some friends last night, after a couple hours I ran out of money and couldn't find an ATM, so one of my friends paid for me to get into the club and bought me a beer.

When I paid him back the next morning, "Hey man, here you go. Thanks for covering my baht last night."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeeah_suree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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