What do you call an Asian gorilla
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
Found out my Asian dad doesn't like sea shanties
He only likes Ashanti, guess I'll take my leave and go
I have an asian friend who's constantly mad
Whom does Asian parents love more than A honorable child ?
What do you call someone who's half African and half Asian?
Asian girls don’t poop...
How do you tell the difference between an Asian, and an African Elephant?
It's simple. One of them is an elephant.
What do you call racism against Asians?
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
What's a decent Asian stereotype?
My asian friend is pretty popular among his profession of being a chef.
I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!
Why do people say an Asian Girlfriend is simply the best?
Because Schezwan of a kind.
Are chefs that learn Asian cuisine told to
My wife said we were having Asian Meatloaf for dinner
I said, "who's that? Was that the guy who sang Bat out Hanoi?"
She was so disappointed.
My boss fired me for cracking to many Asian jokes.
A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.
She asks if the man wants to try it out.
The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."
Girlfriend challenged me to an Asian Cuisine eating contest
What did the CEO say when announcing layoffs at the Southeast Asian division?
Asian martial arts must be very dehydrating...
because every second line in a movie is "Wataaah!".
I have an Asian friend who plays a lot of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.
An edible pale green seed of an Asian tree is very very angry with you for calling him a nut.
What do you call an Asian man who always has correct change?
I met an Asian guy at a party and asked him, “Are you Chris Chen?”
He said: No, my name is Daniel. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?
Me: No. I meant, do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
An Asian man got a race change...
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg longer than the other?
My Asian friend owns a business where he twists and binds white t-shirts then soaks them in colored liquid...
I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.
Did you know most Asians have cataracts?
But the others drive Lincoln
What do you call it when you push an Asian down stairs?
I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"
What did the asian parents tell their child when they failed their test?
“Your an ‘A’sian not a ‘D’sian
I just hired an Asian lawer...
How do Asian bears cook their food?
I was confused and lost at college, not knowing which building my classes were in. An Asian woman helped me find my way tho...
What is an asian’s favorite body part?
How to propose an asian who likes puns.
I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
What's a decent Asian stereo type?
Sony and Yamaha are my favorite.
My boss fired me for cracking too many Asian jokes.
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