What do you call an Asian gorilla

Viet Kong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batman17008
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My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.

Patrick the Panda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhshi14
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Found out my Asian dad doesn't like sea shanties

He only likes Ashanti, guess I'll take my leave and go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basicbasterd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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I have an asian friend who's constantly mad

His name is Fu Ming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danieboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Whom does Asian parents love more than A honorable child ?

A+ Honorable child

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xplodingotaku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call someone who's half African and half Asian?

A bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BX56_YT
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Asian girls don’t poop...

...they take dumplings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simmsnation
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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How do you tell the difference between an Asian, and an African Elephant?

It's simple. One of them is an elephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UrOnReDdIt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call racism against Asians?

Discriminasian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srirachase
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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What's a decent Asian stereotype?

I like Sony and Yamaha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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My asian friend is pretty popular among his profession of being a chef.

He's a wokstar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U4gotmycheese
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.

All I had to do was wok in for my interview!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why do people say an Asian Girlfriend is simply the best?

Because Schezwan of a kind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Are chefs that learn Asian cuisine told to

wok this way?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allan_collins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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My wife said we were having Asian Meatloaf for dinner

I said, "who's that? Was that the guy who sang Bat out Hanoi?"

She was so disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mopageboy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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My boss fired me for cracking to many Asian jokes.

It ended my Korea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.

She asks if the man wants to try it out.

The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Girlfriend challenged me to an Asian Cuisine eating contest

It was a Thai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolface2k
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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What's a decent Asian stereo type?

Sony and Yamaha are my favorite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What did the CEO say when announcing layoffs at the Southeast Asian division?

"Imma firin Malaysia!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/civver3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Asian martial arts must be very dehydrating...

because every second line in a movie is "Wataaah!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trandami
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I have an Asian friend who plays a lot of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Necropony1457
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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An edible pale green seed of an Asian tree is very very angry with you for calling him a nut.

He's really pistachio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnblu5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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What do you call an Asian man who always has correct change?

Exact Lee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorFog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2017
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I met an Asian guy at a party and asked him, β€œAre you Chris Chen?”

He said: No, my name is Daniel. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?

Me: No. I meant, do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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An Asian man got a race change...

Now he's disoriented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baseball3Weston12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do you call an Asian woman with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToothSleuth86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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My Asian friend owns a business where he twists and binds white t-shirts then soaks them in colored liquid...

I even have one of her Thai dye t-shirts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Did you know most Asians have cataracts?

But the others drive Lincoln

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ricoaguirre6
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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What do you call it when you push an Asian down stairs?

Wong on so many levels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtakuJoness
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"

It was her made-in name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jskoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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What did the asian parents tell their child when they failed their test?

β€œYour an β€˜A’sian not a β€˜D’sian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tec_King
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I just hired an Asian lawer...

Her name is Sue Yu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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How do Asian bears cook their food?

With a Pan-duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thelummx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I was confused and lost at college, not knowing which building my classes were in. An Asian woman helped me find my way tho...

I was soon oriented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What is an asian’s favorite body part?

Japa-knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cities-are-cool
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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How to propose an asian who likes puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSpeed4s
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.

He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/srirachase
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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My boss fired me for cracking too many Asian jokes.

It ended my Korea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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